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by bonertowne
Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:05 pm
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: Is there a golf thread yet?
Replies: 23
Views: 736

Re: Is there a golf thread yet?

The (future) Mrs. threw a bachelorette party for one of her friends that has been married already for like ten years (I don’t know why either...they’re getting married all over again and I do t understand it.) I used it as an excuse to head down to my parents’ place (they’ve both been vaccinated and...
by bonertowne
Wed Apr 07, 2021 9:49 pm
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: Thee Officialle 2021 NHL Season Thread: Catch the Fever!
Replies: 1316
Views: 9206

Re: Thee Officialle 2021 NHL Season Thread: Catch the Fever!

Minny with the most dangerous lead.
by bonertowne
Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:02 am
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: Thee Officialle 2021 NHL Season Thread: Catch the Fever!
Replies: 1316
Views: 9206

Re: Thee Officialle 2021 NHL Season Thread: Catch the Fever!

Anyhow, I'm not convinced they have enough size on the backline to keep top level opponents away from the net. They have a difficult time handling bigger teams and can't take them for a track meet. I like them but feel like they're a guy or two short of being a Cup favorite like Vegas (the town not ...
by bonertowne
Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:59 pm
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: Thee Officialle 2021 NHL Season Thread: Catch the Fever!
Replies: 1316
Views: 9206

Re: Thee Officialle 2021 NHL Season Thread: Catch the Fever!

(they've also had a lot of injuries)
by bonertowne
Sun Feb 28, 2021 11:17 pm
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: Achin', the Buttz
Replies: 259
Views: 17441

Re: Shootin' the Buttz

Over the past month I’ve done some damage to my knee and my thumb, and almost strangled myself on my own jacket skiing when a limb caught the hood of my jacket while I was trying to duck under a downed tree. I thought my knee was a goner three weeks ago. I swore I heard something pop but I could tot...
by bonertowne
Sat Jan 30, 2021 8:14 pm
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: Thee Officialle 2021 NHL Season Thread: Catch the Fever!
Replies: 1316
Views: 9206

Re: Thee Officialle 2021 NHL Season Thread: Catch the Fever!

DU’s finest getting it started for the Avs. Good to see them in the offensive zone!
by bonertowne
Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:33 pm
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: Thee Officialle 2021 NHL Season Thread: Catch the Fever!
Replies: 1316
Views: 9206

Re: Thee Officialle 2021 NHL Season Thread: Catch the Fever!

Cacophony wrote:
Fri Jan 15, 2021 9:54 pm
Loving this Blues-Avs action but man Altitude is the fucking worst.
Penis McNab makes the games real hard to watch.
by bonertowne
Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:24 pm
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: Thee Officialle 2021 NHL Season Thread: Catch the Fever!
Replies: 1316
Views: 9206

Re: Thee Officialle 2021 NHL Season Thread: Catch the Fever!

Damn Avs could have used some of these goals the other night.
by bonertowne
Tue Jan 05, 2021 9:37 pm
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: The Joey Moss Memorial 2020 NHL Offseason Thread
Replies: 1206
Views: 19096

Re: The Joey Moss Memorial 2020 NHL Offseason Thread

Anyone got a good stream?
by bonertowne
Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:27 am
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: The Joey Moss Memorial 2020 NHL Offseason Thread
Replies: 1206
Views: 19096

Re: The Joey Moss Memorial 2020 NHL Offseason Thread

Hoping that the Avs' move to the Discover Central Division comes with 4% cash back on tickets.
by bonertowne
Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:29 pm
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: Happy birthday, user patrice chokane
Replies: 13
Views: 297

Re: Happy birthday, user patrice chokane

Oh yeah happy birthday turkeyschenn!
by bonertowne
Tue Dec 29, 2020 11:36 pm
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: Happy birthday, user patrice chokane
Replies: 13
Views: 297

Re: Happy birthday, user patrice chokane

In Cliff Ronning Memorial Park.
by bonertowne
Tue Dec 29, 2020 11:01 pm
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: Happy birthday, user patrice chokane
Replies: 13
Views: 297

Re: Happy birthday, user patrice chokane

Happy birthday, TOTAL CANUCKS BABY.
by bonertowne
Sun Dec 27, 2020 7:20 pm
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: Achin', the Buttz
Replies: 259
Views: 17441

Re: Shootin' the Buttz

One of the better ones!
by bonertowne
Sun Dec 27, 2020 6:30 pm
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: Achin', the Buttz
Replies: 259
Views: 17441

Re: Shootin' the Buttz

Thanks guys. We got a ring yesterday. She fell in love with this ring that was like half what I was expecting to pay.

Plus I found Beatification at Total Beverage. It’s one of the few RR beers I had not tried.
by bonertowne
Fri Dec 25, 2020 5:49 pm
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: Achin', the Buttz
Replies: 259
Views: 17441

Re: Shootin' the Buttz

And lady bonertowne was telling my niece all embarrassed that my command for her to shit was “take a dump” to which my niece’s boyfriend said their’s is “show me the money”.
by bonertowne
Fri Dec 25, 2020 4:21 pm
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: Achin', the Buttz
Replies: 259
Views: 17441

Re: Shootin' the Buttz

I’m kinda jealous of the Reese’s cup myself.

My dog does not have the scoots but she shits like five times a day.
by bonertowne
Fri Dec 25, 2020 4:20 pm
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: Achin', the Buttz
Replies: 259
Views: 17441

Re: Shootin' the Buttz

Thanks all...I’ve gotten her into golfing. She’s a beginner but she likes it!
by bonertowne
Fri Dec 25, 2020 12:28 pm
Forum: The Care Factory
Topic: Achin', the Buttz
Replies: 259
Views: 17441

Re: Shootin' the Buttz

I’m getting married. Merry Christmas.