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by neuartillery
Mon Jun 15, 2026 9:11 am
Forum: CFL Is Gonna Rock You
Topic: CFL 2025-2026 Discussion: Mason Lohrei Bar Mitzvah
Replies: 42
Views: 111626

Re: CFL 2025-2026 Discussion: Mason Lohrei Bar Mitzvah

Free agents:

RFA:

Wyatt Johnston $3
Quinn Hughes $19

UFA:
Pavel Zacha
Leon Draisaitl
Ivan Barbashev
Tom Wilson
Matt Duchene
Mattias Ekholm
Filip Hronek
Adin Hill
Stuart Skinner
Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen

Will sign Beckett Sennecke to his entry deal
by neuartillery
Mon Jun 15, 2026 9:07 am
Forum: CFL Is Gonna Rock You
Topic: CFL 2025-2026 Discussion: Mason Lohrei Bar Mitzvah
Replies: 42
Views: 111626

Re: CFL 2025-2026 Discussion: Mason Lohrei Bar Mitzvah

My enthusiasm for having Dylan Larkin in fantasy has somehow dropped
by neuartillery
Sun Jun 14, 2026 11:27 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread: Carolina's tries revolutionary new strategy: Never lose games
Replies: 235
Views: 49834

Re: 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread: Carolina's tries revolutionary new strategy: Never lose games

When they mentioned that Taylor Hall had played for seven teams, I remembered his half-season stint for Buffalo (two goals in 37 games) where both sides seemed to be betting on themselves and both sides lost
by neuartillery
Sun Jun 14, 2026 9:46 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Screw it: World Cup 2026
Replies: 4
Views: 24

Re: Screw it: World Cup 2026

I thought about not watching it because the US are doing so much fuckery as hosts but I don’t have anything else going on. The US team was a lot more fun than I anticipated. I watched a lot of the Canada BIH game — the BIH defenders all looked like bouncers and Canada was getting thrown around for a...
by neuartillery
Fri Jun 12, 2026 1:36 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread: Carolina's tries revolutionary new strategy: Never lose games
Replies: 235
Views: 49834

Re: 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread: Carolina's tries revolutionary new strategy: Never lose games

I'll be honest, I was fine with Gostisbehere going at the end of his year with the Wings. He was often great offensively but lackadaisical on defensive coverage, and the points didn't seem worth it. He didn't take all that much money with Carolina, which suggests he likes being there (and/or winning...
by neuartillery
Fri Jun 12, 2026 12:12 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: 2026 NHL Offseason Thread: Larkin or Lark-OUT?
Replies: 107
Views: 19237

Re: 2026 NHL Offseason Thread: Larkin or Lark-OUT?

Seems like Lindy Ruff and Dan Muse split the "this team was supposed to be bad but were actually good" vote (with a bunch of other guys getting first place votes too), allowing Cooper to come up the middle for what amounts to a lifetime achievement award more than anything. That makes sen...
by neuartillery
Thu Jun 11, 2026 6:30 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: 2026 NHL Offseason Thread: Larkin or Lark-OUT?
Replies: 107
Views: 19237

Re: 2026 NHL Offseason Thread: Larkin or Lark-OUT?

I think he's tradable, maybe not for much of a return, but the free agent market is dire
by neuartillery
Wed Jun 10, 2026 5:38 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: 2026 NHL Offseason Thread: Larkin or Lark-OUT?
Replies: 107
Views: 19237

Re: 2026 NHL Offseason Thread: You're probably wondering how I got there

Utah might be on Larkin’s list now

Desnoyers, Hayton, 1st, do it
by neuartillery
Tue Jun 09, 2026 7:23 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: 2026 NHL Offseason Thread: Larkin or Lark-OUT?
Replies: 107
Views: 19237

Re: 2026 NHL Offseason Thread: You're probably wondering how I got there

The common thread for the three teams on Larkin’s list are Best Olympic Buddies (Eichel + Hanafin/ Matthew Tkachuk / Guerin Hughes Boldy Faber). My preferred return would be from Utah (Desnoyers, Hayton, 1st or prospect) but I don’t think Clayton Keller is in that inner circle. Other prominent US Ol...
by neuartillery
Tue Jun 09, 2026 2:54 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: 2026 NHL Offseason Thread: Larkin or Lark-OUT?
Replies: 107
Views: 19237

Re: 2026 NHL Offseason Thread: You're probably wondering how I got there

linseman wrote: Tue Jun 09, 2026 12:11 pm why choose now (right after sitting out the playoffs because his backup was on a heater) to trade what has been your blue-chip goalie prospect for five years?
Sounds like a more reputable source has refuted the earlier report

I don’t get trading him either
by neuartillery
Tue Jun 09, 2026 9:51 am
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: 2026 NHL Offseason Thread: Larkin or Lark-OUT?
Replies: 107
Views: 19237

Re: 2026 NHL Offseason Thread: You're probably wondering how I got there

Supposedly Edmonton is getting Sebastian Cossa, a 2nd + whatever else Had multiple reasons to root for him in Detroit (name, long development, fantasy ownership) I wish they'd just give him a shot in Detroit. If he ends up being a starter and they traded him at a reduced cost after using a first (an...
by neuartillery
Tue Jun 09, 2026 9:25 am
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Terrible HFBoards Trade Proposals Thread
Replies: 27
Views: 57346

Re: Terrible HFBoards Trade Proposals Thread

I'm already ornery, you don't need to put Moritz Seider in any of these and really set me off
by neuartillery
Mon Jun 08, 2026 3:23 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: 2026 NHL Offseason Thread: Larkin or Lark-OUT?
Replies: 107
Views: 19237

Re: 2026 NHL Offseason Thread: You're probably wondering how I got there

“Jake Middleton, who has a no-move until July 1”

I wonder if that’ll be the delay on a trade. I assume Minnesota has to add a salary dump to make the deal work (Hartman or Trenin are other candidates).
by neuartillery
Mon Jun 08, 2026 2:50 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: 2026 NHL Offseason Thread: Larkin or Lark-OUT?
Replies: 107
Views: 19237

Re: 2026 NHL Offseason Thread: You're probably wondering how I got there

Well thee Goil are looking at :babcock:

Maybe McJesus hasn’t been berated hard enough
by neuartillery
Mon Jun 08, 2026 2:21 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Terrible HFBoards Trade Proposals Thread
Replies: 27
Views: 57346

Re: Terrible HFBoards Trade Proposals Thread

Oh

Anyway here’s another bad proposal
Detroit gets: Cozens, Zetterlund, Spence, Yakemchuk, Hensler, 2027 & 2028 1sts (top 10 protected)

Ottawa gets: Larkin and Seider
Love that the picks are protected.
by neuartillery
Mon Jun 08, 2026 2:17 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Terrible HFBoards Trade Proposals Thread
Replies: 27
Views: 57346

Re: Terrible HFBoards Trade Proposals Thread

I’ve never seen that name before