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I'm genuinely torn on how to root for the Wings this year. On the wildly optimistic side, it would be fun if the team minus Larkin goes on a fuck-you run, making the playoffs to spite their former captain, and guys like Kasper and Danielson pop off. On the far more realistic side, they really need a...

JERTS suspended Hellebuyck for not reporting to camp

I listened to The Athletic's podcast run through a list of possible destinations today and I still think he ends up in Buffalo. Jack Quinn, a goaltender, a 1st.

Guarantee if we have a bye week my guys go off during it

Oh no Larkin is “hurt”

Do you think Batherson ever tops 80 points?

I’ll match on Johnston

Justin Sourdif got 8 years, 6.35 per. 50.8 total.

Without looking it up, can you say with certainty which team Sourdif plays for?

I can do the co-commish stuff

If someone wants to trade a comparable center for Dylan Larkin (as in real life), I’d really like him off my team

I had to look up Batherson’s stats and even after that 10.75 per felt high.

Ostlund didn’t crack 30 points this year and got 52 million.

I don’t think Yzerman was ever going to come around to this cuckoo math. Like DeBrincat should get 12 a year. Edvinsson probably 9.

Horcoff named the Wings’ interim GM

Hope it’s so they can do Edvinsson and DeBrincat’s deals today

Batherson gets 8 years, 86 million from the SNES.

Noah Ostland got 8 years, 52 million from the Sabres and all their fans on The Athletic are like "Wow masterful contract." Meanwhile the Wings don't have a GM and they're running out of time to hire one before the eighth year option goes poof. I'm trying desperately to not think about hock...

I thought we were

User captain where you at

I had no clue that Luke Evangelista had over 50 points last year. A future late first isn’t a huge price but I wonder if he’s a complementary scorer like former Shark Kevin Lebanc who doesn’t pan out elsewhere.

Makar got 20.4 x 8

He’s gonna buy every record off his Discogs want list

Buffalo makes sense to me but they’d have to get UPL to agree to go to Winnipeg.

I’m still suffering through my weekly Wings podcast but it’s sure miserable to 1. Not have anything (Larkin, GM, Edvinsson, DeBrincat) get done 2. Not have any optimism for what’ll happen after things are resolved.

I'm awake! I'm awake!

The Sheet (Aug 11): Michael Russo says Quinn Hughes and Dylan Larkin skate together everyday. Hughes knows Larkin’s preference is Minnesota and that Vegas and Florida don’t have interest in him right now

Guerin’s probably offering couch change now

That’s the standard length now I guess