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by Grand Moff Larkin
Fri Aug 15, 2025 12:23 pm
Forum: CFL Is Gonna Rock You
Topic: 2025 CFL Draft Lottery: Misa Horny
Replies: 8
Views: 932

Re: 2025 CFL Draft Lottery: Misa Horny

I'll ping captain and get this going
by Grand Moff Larkin
Fri Aug 15, 2025 12:22 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal
Replies: 390
Views: 17073

Re: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal

In related news
UPDATE: The #RedWings have signed defenseman Travis Hamonic to a one-year contract with an AAV of $1,000,000.
by Grand Moff Larkin
Thu Jul 24, 2025 3:36 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal
Replies: 390
Views: 17073

Re: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal

Evander Kane and Corey Perry leave, Thee Goil have to be more likable, right?

…right?
by Grand Moff Larkin
Thu Jul 24, 2025 2:57 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal
Replies: 390
Views: 17073

Re: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal

In her decision, Carroccia said she would have to be "satisfied beyond a reasonable doubt" that Foote, by doing splits in E.M.'s face, applied reckless, sexual force. She was not saying that she did not believe the act to be sexual in nature.
I just can’t
by Grand Moff Larkin
Thu Jul 24, 2025 12:29 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal
Replies: 390
Views: 17073

Re: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal

Sounds like the Hockey Canada pervs are getting away with it
by Grand Moff Larkin
Thu Jul 17, 2025 10:36 am
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: It’s the Number One Buttz Shooter
Replies: 163
Views: 128778

Re: It’s the Number One Buttz Shooter

I knew I was going to have a panic attack if I was in my mom's house for long by myself. Seeing my sister's family on Tuesday was good, at least. I'm back in Ann Arbor as of 1:30am this morning. We were originally planning on driving out as a family to see my mom after her birthday next week, which ...
by Grand Moff Larkin
Mon Jul 14, 2025 7:18 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: It’s the Number One Buttz Shooter
Replies: 163
Views: 128778

Re: It’s the Number One Buttz Shooter

My mom passed away just before 2, they’d taken her off the ventilator. Currently trying my hardest not to be in her house by myself.
by Grand Moff Larkin
Mon Jul 14, 2025 9:33 am
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: It’s the Number One Buttz Shooter
Replies: 163
Views: 128778

Re: It’s the Number One Buttz Shooter

So Yesterday my sister and brother in law went over to visit my mom and initially couldn’t find her, even though her car / purse / cigarettes were there and the door was unlocked. Eventually they found her collapsed on the basement floor. She had a brain bleed and fell (in some order). It’s a severe...
by Grand Moff Larkin
Fri Jul 11, 2025 12:24 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal
Replies: 390
Views: 17073

Re: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal

Sharks trade defenseman Henry Thrun to the Leaves for Ryan Reeves

Practice what are you top ten favorite moments from the Ryan Reeves era?
by Grand Moff Larkin
Thu Jul 10, 2025 5:12 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal
Replies: 390
Views: 17073

Re: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal

I’m relieved that Yzerman didn’t acquire him as a consolation prize.

He was never the same after that big injury. I had him in fantasy and he was having a career year before he got hurt.
by Grand Moff Larkin
Wed Jul 09, 2025 8:17 am
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal
Replies: 390
Views: 17073

Re: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal

Tampa trades Isaac Howard to Edmonton for Sam O’Reilly Who? Isaac Howard is a former late-first scoring winger who won the Hobey Baker Award last season at MSU. He wasn't going to sign with the BLOT over a perceived lack of immediate opportunity, so instead of having him play his senior year and th...
by Grand Moff Larkin
Wed Jul 09, 2025 8:06 am
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal
Replies: 390
Views: 17073

Re: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal

Here's your answer, Cashin McKenna’s package, all in all, is rumored to be upwards of $700,000 USD — or in and around a million CAD. NIL means "Name, Image, and Likeness," it's basically broad coverage allowing college athletes to make money while they're at school from boosters / donors. ...
by Grand Moff Larkin
Tue Jul 08, 2025 10:07 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal
Replies: 390
Views: 17073

Re: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal

Tampa trades Isaac Howard to Edmonton for Sam O’Reilly
by Grand Moff Larkin
Tue Jul 08, 2025 2:10 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal
Replies: 390
Views: 17073

Re: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal

Per year, I guess
Their four-year deal was reportedly worth $10 million, with some reports saying that he could make up to $12 million during his time in Ann Arbor.
by Grand Moff Larkin
Tue Jul 08, 2025 2:09 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal
Replies: 390
Views: 17073

Re: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal

I don’t know if college hockey will have the same booster backing as college football, but I feel like Michigan’s new QB got like 3 mill in NIL cash
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun Jul 06, 2025 9:00 am
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: 100% Tarastinko Free
Replies: 11
Views: 267

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: 100% Tarastinko Free

Elliotte Friedman reports that the Red Wings had interest in Nikolaj Ehlers, who didn't have interest in meeting with Detroit. Also notes Arvidsson and Marchment as trade targets that Yzerman was interested in that didn't pan out. A relief on Arvidsson because he looks washed but obviously a bummer...
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sat Jul 05, 2025 4:09 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: 100% Tarastinko Free
Replies: 11
Views: 267

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: 100% Tarastinko Free

I think Elmer Soderblom has the best shot to stick there. JVR is too slow for it.

Can’t say there’s a great option. Berggren? Copp?

The obvious solution is to clone Marco Kasper so he can play both 1LW and 2C.
by Grand Moff Larkin
Fri Jul 04, 2025 12:27 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal
Replies: 390
Views: 17073

Re: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal

K’Andre seems like a guy who will miraculously get better in the Carolina system
by Grand Moff Larkin
Thu Jul 03, 2025 6:40 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal
Replies: 390
Views: 17073

Re: The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal

There’s going to be a lot of unused cap space. Yzerman has 14 million left and it’s not like there’s a top six winger or a top four defenseman to splurge on.