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by Grand Moff Larkin
Mon May 06, 2024 12:11 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: NHL Sets May 7th as official date of rigging lottery against Wangs
Replies: 41
Views: 286

Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: NHL Sets May 7th as official date of rigging lottery against Wangs

I wonder what direction they'll take. Realistically they need a coach who can help young players like Perfetti and the next wave (Lambert, etc.) but it doesn't seem like the team could afford (in the most literal sense) a step back in the standings.
by Grand Moff Larkin
Mon May 06, 2024 11:32 am
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: NHL Sets May 7th as official date of rigging lottery against Wangs
Replies: 41
Views: 286

Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: NHL Sets May 7th as official date of rigging lottery against Wangs

Biz made it seem like Berube's getting the Leaves job

I think that's the bare minimum they need to do. The problem with trading Marner is that it's hard to see them winning that trade, since he can control his destination, but you can't trade Matthews or Nylander.
by Grand Moff Larkin
Mon May 06, 2024 11:20 am
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-2024 Detroit Red Wings Thread: The best of times and worst of times in shocking proximity
Replies: 709
Views: 6288

Re: Thee Official 2023-2024 Detroit Red Wings Thread: The best of times and worst of times in shocking proximity

I'm pretty psyched about him, although I guess Yzerman said he'd stay in Sweden next year and he'd presumably need (at least) a year in the AHL before getting NHL games in.
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun May 05, 2024 10:10 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 435
Views: 1748

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

Grand Moff Larkin wrote: Sun May 05, 2024 6:25 pm I never picked the next round but

Rangers in six
Oilers in six
Panthers in seven
[prediction to come]
Avs in seven
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun May 05, 2024 9:47 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 435
Views: 1748

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

Eichel doing the maximum amount of stickhandling outside the zone before crossing the blueline, basically asking for one of his teammates to go in early
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun May 05, 2024 9:45 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 435
Views: 1748

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

Had to figure Vegas would get a PP at some point, but that’s not a good call
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun May 05, 2024 9:36 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 435
Views: 1748

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

I didn’t realize the third period had started and apparently neither did Vegas
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun May 05, 2024 9:07 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 435
Views: 1748

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

Just a little open on the backdoor there

I am a little disappointed that Anthony Mantha isn’t dressing so I can be underwhelmed by his effort level
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun May 05, 2024 8:55 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 435
Views: 1748

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

I don’t like Vegas but I hate the coward Jamie Benn more than any other NHL player

Vegas should try getting a shot through traffic on goal, Dallas is doing a great job clogging up the lanes but come on
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun May 05, 2024 8:31 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: It’s the Number One Buttz Shooter
Replies: 18
Views: 470

Re: It’s the Number One Buttz Shooter

I rolled my ankle a half mile into my run today, was trying to pass a dog walker by jumping off the sidewalk, but I must've caught a rut in the road. Hurt like a motherfucker, sat for five minutes, then ran the rest of my 10K. I am beginning to wonder if that was a dumb idea.
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun May 05, 2024 8:29 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 435
Views: 1748

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

pissfarm wrote: Sun May 05, 2024 8:09 pm Still unclear if De Boobies behind De Boer did.
Spam accounts I considered approving: Holographicttz
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun May 05, 2024 8:18 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 435
Views: 1748

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

pissfarm wrote: Sun May 05, 2024 8:10 pm Singalongs need to die when you start doing Creed.
I still don’t understand how Lit’s “My Own Worst Enemy” became an arena standard
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun May 05, 2024 6:25 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 435
Views: 1748

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

I never picked the next round but

Rangers in six
Oilers in six
Panthers in seven
[prediction to come]