The Official 2022-2023 NHL Season Thread: What if everyone makes the playoffs?

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Offside review in an all star game is the most NHL thing ever

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Kadri and Terry stay out for two minute shifts and get scored on yet again

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2:30, down one, time to put out Kadri for the rest of the game

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And they get scored on

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Who’s Larkin going to play with? Hopefully not the Tkachuks

No Tage Thompson is hilarious

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They’re playing with Barkov, makes sense

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Larkin with Marner and Suzuki

Larkin should drill J’accuse!

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Larkin got one, sneaky shot off the goalie’s back

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Johnny Goo scores two

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Larkin gets an empty netter to make it 6-9

Nice

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Larkin’s up to four goals

He’s still not winning MVP over Matthew Tkachuk

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Larkin’s hat trick in the final

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So many goals in the final minute

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MacKinnon gets a meaningless one

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Cale Makar gets a meaningless goal

[Cacophony]

So fall out boy just steal ideas. Funny Simpsons character and Braid songs that are better than anything I’ve ever heard from them (which is nothing really)?

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I had that on mute, was mostly curious whether Josh from Shiner would be their second guitarist (he wasn’t, but he’s been a guitar tech for them before)

[Cacophony]

I don’t know what MUPS means but I’m glad the hockey press, who has some of the worst music taste I’ve seen, is having fun

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I think it's the Fall Out Boy song "Light Em Up" which sounds like "mups mups mups"

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My guess is the Isles will sign Horvat for close to the Barzal deal. 9 mill x 8 years. Maybe 8.5 but I doubt it. If he did 8.5 it would help Yzerman with Larkin.

8 year deal, AAV unclear