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practice wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 5:50 am these SNES have got to be the worst team of all time right
Definitely one of the most underperforming, so probably.

Not that models are, like, infallible but projections like this had them being this bad at... looks like <1% probability?

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I'm genuinely unsure how the offseason needs to go. Do they have any path to being good anything soon?

Based on the pieces they have it should be yes(???) but clearly there is something very wrong with the roster construction and they need League average goaltending vs League absolute worst.
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Grand Moff Larkin wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 8:35 pm I wonder if it was motivated by wanting to turn the screws on the Shreds
8 pts back. They aren’t going to make the playoffs but he’s trying at least
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I don't understand why they traded for him, especially since he has another year on his deal
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#225 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

This guy sucks

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Grand Moff Larkin wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 3:55 pm

I don't understand why they traded for him, especially since he has another year on his deal
Spite?
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#227 Post by practice »

can a buddy post the pronman's latest 2024 draft rankings thing
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#228 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

I’ll see if I can do that later, might be tricky with their formatting on it
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#229 Post by practice »

ok thanku
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#230 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

It's a mess in terms of formatting but it should be in the new users-only subforum
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My conspiracy theory is that the PNES will drop low enough in the standings that they can move up to first in the draft and subsequently win the lottery, getting Celebrini to be Crosby's successor
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#232 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

Chicago getting him is less of a conspiracy theory because they're dogshit and will have good odds
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#233 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

The Cody Hodgson comeback story is genuinely incredible
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Grand Moff Larkin wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 12:19 pm My conspiracy theory is that the PNES will drop low enough in the standings that they can move up to first in the draft and subsequently win the lottery, getting Celebrini to be Crosby's successor
This would genuinely suck so bad.

Since 1983-84 we haven't seen a season where the Penguins haven't been headlined by Mario/prime Jagr/Crosby... might be time to cool them on generational superstars for at least a few years.
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#235 Post by Alexei Ca$hin »

Hyman up to 45 goals (maybe 46 as I type this). Incroyable
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#236 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

I read an article on Vilardi being out for the JERTS with an enlarged spleen and was surprised that Cole Perfetti wasn’t on their top four line depth charts. Then I looked up his game log and he’s had one assist in the last two months.
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#237 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

SNES please

I’ve always been on your side

Beat the Isles
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#238 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

Of course Larkin nemesis Mathieu Joseph took the late penalty that led to Horvat tying it on the PP
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#239 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

Brady Tkachuk, a player I've never said anything bad about, wins it for Ottawa in OT
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#240 Post by Alexei Ca$hin »

Lol

I didn't even realize the Sens were playing this afternoon
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