Thee Official 2022 Offseason Thread: Where Yzerman Is a Viking

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These people are fucking terrible and all need to be fired
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Puljujarvi one year three mill
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Virtanen found not guilty

Can't wait to read the comments section on this one
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yeah poor guy, that's sad to see.
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Wow, what a dude

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In other news, Hockey Canada has paid $7.6M in sex abuse settlements since 1989.
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I’m surprised it’s that low, to be honest

I’m sure asshole hockey bros hear that and say “See these women are just after payouts”
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I get that he only played for the Kings and was the captain for their only two Cups, but I would've waited for Kopitar/Doughty/Quick if you need to make a statue from this era

At the same time I don't really give a shit, make a statue for him, who cares
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lmao
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also that sucks about Booby Ryan :(
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The Devils signed Jonas Siegenthaler for 3.4 x 5, which confused the hell out of me because I thought he was a waivers-level D, but all the Devils fans on HF insist he is one of the top five defensive defensemen in the league. If some stat is telling them that, I don’t trust the stat.

I was watched the Wings play the Devils a few times last year and I don’t remember him at all.
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Klingberg changed agents, dude's gotta be freaking out that he didn't get a longterm deal when free agency opened
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Grand Moff Larkin wrote:
Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:15 pm
The Devils signed Jonas Siegenthaler for 3.4 x 5, which confused the hell out of me because I thought he was a waivers-level D, but all the Devils fans on HF insist he is one of the top five defensive defensemen in the league. If some stat is telling them that, I don’t trust the stat.

I was watched the Wings play the Devils a few times last year and I don’t remember him at all.
I watched the Devils a decent amount of times and I remember him being pretty good but nothing really jumping out? Haven't really looked at any fancy stats though. Certainly doesn't seem like a terrible deal and he's only 25? At least not Gudbradson level but that's not much of a comparison.
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Grand Moff Larkin wrote:
Wed Jul 27, 2022 6:23 pm
Klingberg changed agents, dude's gotta be freaking out that he didn't get a longterm deal when free agency opened
AHHH NOT GONNA GET DEM VANEK BUX
NOW I'M STUCK WITH THE STARS AH FUCK
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Cacophony wrote:
Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:59 pm
Grand Moff Larkin wrote:
Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:15 pm
The Devils signed Jonas Siegenthaler for 3.4 x 5, which confused the hell out of me because I thought he was a waivers-level D, but all the Devils fans on HF insist he is one of the top five defensive defensemen in the league. If some stat is telling them that, I don’t trust the stat.

I was watched the Wings play the Devils a few times last year and I don’t remember him at all.
I watched the Devils a decent amount of times and I remember him being pretty good but nothing really jumping out? Haven't really looked at any fancy stats though. Certainly doesn't seem like a terrible deal and he's only 25? At least not Gudbradson level but that's not much of a comparison.

It's mostly the term that concerns me. I remember when Jakub Kindl seemed promising and the Wings signed him for four years, then were stuck with him when he fell off instead of making the next step.
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Not a bad fit, considering how thin the Ducks' D is :byng: but if I'm Klingberg, I've gotta be grousing over signing a contract for 7 million total vs. 40+
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Ducks will presumably get a first for him at the deadline, too
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