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 Post subject: General soccer/football discussion
PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:59 pm 
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This board needs subtitles


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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So, this is for you, me, and Cacophony?


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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Yes it is. NA seems too confused by our alien speak. Figured we'd shit talk Liverpool in here


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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Rafa Benitez is a fat Spanish waiter.


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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Worst active manager

"Benitez will copy rivals to smother Arsenal"
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story ... nd&cc=5901


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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He looks like the result of a Jacques Demers and Gomez Addams tryst


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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I don't know if I dislike him or Wenger more. They're both smarmy motherfucks.


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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At least Wenger is skilled in the wind-up game. Benitez is just dumb


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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If I were to buy a Chelsea jersey should I get home, away or 3rd?


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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I guess it has to be Benitez based on CL history. He does look and act mildly retarded.


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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I'd go home, easily.

A couple years back I went on a small jersey binge and got 4 for about $20 each off a sketchy Thai website. They were surprisingly authentic. Paying $60+ for a jersey is Chronicles of Riddickulous.


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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I buy one a season.

Let me know if you want to throw down for new shady Thai ladyboy jerseys. The real ones are $100+


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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The French Chris Bosh with the go ahead

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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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jesse wrote:
I buy one a season.

Let me know if you want to throw down for new shady Thai ladyboy jerseys. The real ones are $100+


I don't know who I'd get.

I do enjoy Zhirkov based on Euro 2008 and the fact that he looks like he just stepped out of a time machine from 1972. I wish his longterm future were more secure.

Where do jerseys cost over $100? I remember the ones on ESPN's being cheaper.


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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Chelsea Megastore and the one place in Otown that sells them.


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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I'd get Essien if I got a name on it. Maybe Ivanovic


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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jesse wrote:
Chelsea Megastore and the one place in Otown that sells them.


Damn, Chelsea Megastore is pricey.


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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Based on soccernet's match commentary, I guess that equalizer was coming.


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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Yep the game turned pretty ugly after Chelsea scored.


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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It's starting to feel like I jinxed it


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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I warned you.


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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Yeah but Fellaini's hair isn't out there to distract everyone. Figured it was going to be easy.
Everton decided to foul their way back into the game


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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The Toffees still aren't that bad.

And they have the greatest American player ever.


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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Penalty?


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 Post subject: Re: EPL Thread
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I really hate Landon Donovan. All the Rogaine in the world can't save him.


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