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 Post subject: Cuchulain's Official Compete Level Bachelor Party Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:07 am 
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It's time to party! Cuch's getting hitched! We need to celebrate before he's dragged down by the OL' BALL AND CHAIN!

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Time to get hyped with a sick party tune!



We all flew out to central Illinois so we can each enjoy a delicious horseshoe dinner!

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Well it's pretty safe to say we're all full!

Ding dong! Who could that be? Could it be... the entertainment???

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Looks like someone's coming out of retirement... in Cuch's pants!

I think we all need to retire after that one!


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:13 pm 
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Fuck sorry I'm so late


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 Post subject: Re: Cuchulain's Official Compete Level Bachelor Party Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:45 pm 
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Cuch did you at least get a barber shave too with your important haircut?


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 Post subject: Re: Cuchulain's Official Compete Level Bachelor Party Thread
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 2:56 am 
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What time should the board wedding crashers arrive at the expensive reception tonight?


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 Post subject: Re: Cuchulain's Official Compete Level Bachelor Party Thread
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 1:32 pm 
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This is amazing

I'm getting my fix up cut right now

But my barber isn't here so waiting

Getting married in a few hours


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 Post subject: Re: Cuchulain's Official Compete Level Bachelor Party Thread
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 1:49 pm 
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The reception starts at 5pm at the Alan emmott centre

We had a bunch of cancellations, but then invited a bunch more people to the point where it really feels like the overcorrection of course that sunk the Titanic


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 Post subject: Re: Cuchulain's Official Compete Level Bachelor Party Thread
PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 2:52 pm 
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I like being at a table at a wedding and meeting people you can safely guess are replacements. Have a great wedding my man


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 Post subject: Re: Cuchulain's Official Compete Level Bachelor Party Thread
PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 11:41 pm 
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I hope that cuch had some successful nuptials!


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 Post subject: Re: Cuchulain's Official Compete Level Bachelor Party Thread
PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:28 am 
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Hope his hair came out OK!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Cuchulain's Official Compete Level Bachelor Party Thread
PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:52 am 
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to get a good but not showy haircut for your wedding you tell the barber that you need the haircut for a funeral


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congrats bud hope it was a great day


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 Post subject: Re: Cuchulain's Official Compete Level Bachelor Party Thread
PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:03 am 
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Thanks all, this thread was a nice respite before it all started.

It was a great day, but I felt very weird about it for awhile. Our relationship was actually going through somewhat of a rough patch because of a confluence of MY WIIIIIIFEEEEE's horrible work and wedding planning (which I ended up doing 75% of), but we're doing much better now that she's somewhat more free of work and the wedding (though wedding stuff has a weird afterlife).

Then there was the tremendous generosity of everyone who came with very nice cards and gifts and that sort of thing. I've never had that many people being kind to me at once, so it was hard to deal with. I also had one of the worst hangovers of my life afterwards, which lasted several days. Then I started googling a lot about post-wedding depression and I guess that's kind of a normal thing, just being happy it's done but also having this kind of landmark behind you that makes you seem much older = very weird. I was looking at a bunch of other friends' photos who had gotten married this summer, and there was this one overcast wedding in my hometown that was making me very emotional for no reason.

I'm still processing the actual day: so many little things go wrong on a wedding (just logistical failures or bad planning decisions or spontaneous and severe interpersonal drama) and it's kind of hard to let stuff like that go. You're functioning both as like the organizer and the organizee, if that makes sense. Even during the wedding I was a little hung up on these things. But my friends made sure I got hammered pretty fast, and then it was a blast, even though I probably shouldn't have called some people trophy husbands. I hung out a bunch with some cousins I'd never connected to before. Somehow I was in 95% of the Photobooth pics that were taken during the night, while also murdering the dance floor. The people that mattered had a blast as well, so that's all that matters, and I consummated the marriage with pizza!


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 Post subject: Re: Cuchulain's Official Compete Level Bachelor Party Thread
PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:18 am 
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Cutting the cake:

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Also just realized I started boarding here when I was still dating Twirlface. I guess you know you've met the one when you don't have to twirl their face.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 3:22 am 
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Here comes TMI and pettiness but swirlface broke up with the dude she half-broke up with me (he runs the particle accelerator at UBC!) for a week after I got married.

Also marriage is cool but what if someone likes all your tweets?

I also love my wife a crazy amount.


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what kinda job does this wife do? it sounds shitty but I guess lots of jobs are!

nice photo nice cake nice haircut nice dress could've used a bigger table though maybe just kidding. hope you have a great summer!


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Lookin' good Cuch and non-twirled Mrs. Cuch!


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