Thee Official 2023-2024 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Why, Jake, Why

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Marner had like two open nets to shoot at there

Reimer got tripped outside the crease

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The James Reimer Experience

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Alex DeBrincat first goal of twenty tonight

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Simon Motherfucking Edvinsson

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Veleno draws a penalty on Knies and I get to break this out

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Second of DeBrincat’s twenty for the night

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David Perron? In this economy???

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Edvinsson did a great job recognizing that the Leaves gave him space before the give and go with Perron

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Not counting my chickens with this lead, Leaves could easily get four goals this period on Neon James

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Wings playing with fire in terms of leaving Matthews open by the net

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Tavares got away with a comical hold on Seider in the corner

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Bertuzzi takes a high-sticking penalty in front of the Wings’ net, caught Petry

Petry was very flat-footed and should’ve been able to clear the puck 30 seconds earlier, must be playing the long game

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Robertson cuts it to two with a laser upstairs

Bad change

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And Kane takes a four-minute high-stick on Benoit immediately after it

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Big glove save on Nylander

Wings need to win a draw

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Matthews gets #69

Still another two minutes to go

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Second half is killed off at least

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McCabe bleeding a lot

I initially wasn’t sure why the whistle blew but yeah

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Aaand Tavares ties it after some scrambling in the defensive zone

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I liked this better when it was 4-1