Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

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There’s Known Racist John Vanbiesbrouck!

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Shine still in the lineup

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Marner to Smith, less than two in

Sure looked like AlJo got tripped, but Talbot should’ve had that

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Finnie with a nasty snipe, hopefully no interference

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There’s a tribute to the Olympians between whistles and they just honored “Mortiz Seider”

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Finnie got another great chance in alllll alone

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Edvinsson gets to a loose puck in the Vegas slot that Copp couldn’t shoot and roofs it, 2-1

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DeBrincat makes it 3-1 from distance, not Hill’s finest moment

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Shine draws a “trip,” reminds me of when I played up a few levels in beer league and drew a penalty and the guy yelled at me for not being able to skate

In any case PPs have been rare lately

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Definitely looks out of practice

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Larkin high-sticked Marner with a dumb reach-in, hope the Vegas PP is as bad as the Wings’

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Seider draws a trip, PP gets some chances but nothing great

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Barbashev hits the post, Raymond with a great chance that gets robbed by Hill, and another Wings PP coming

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Talbot with a big save on an Eichel breakaway

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This one does not feel over

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Love to honor the return of Mickey Redmond

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Marner with a diving sweep to stop Copp from getting a breakaway

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Barbashev tips in a weird bouncer and it’s a one-goal game

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Vegas looked like dogshit for the second period but now they’re feeling it

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Marner ties in with 3:23 left, another weird bounce benefits Vegas