It’s the Number One Buttz Shooter

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#201 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

sutterfamily wrote: Mon Feb 23, 2026 9:16 am And, you know, I guess I could go to blue sky but I feel that it's less the platform than the medium? Just the absolute worst way to communicate. My oldest came upstairs just before this while I posting about the olympics (she's home sick from school) and asked what I was doing and I told her I was posting on a message board and that it was an archaic way that people used to talk to one another on back when the internet was mostly good and full of promise.

(response I got was pokemon related, haha)
I’m active on Bluesky and it’s helpful for keeping up with things. The main thing I’ve learned about social media is to use it on my terms — I don’t interact with big news accounts or anything like that, it’s critical to avoid both mouthbreathers (which are noticeably less frequent on BS) and Blue No Matter Who centrists. Whether it’s message boards or SM, I’m only looking to find other people who are into my niche interests and are Reasonable Human Beings.

I bailed on Twitter maybe a year or two ago and it felt way overdue then. I do not miss it at all.
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#202 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

I'm halfway through my colonoscopy prep liquid and let me tell you

I AM the Number One Buttz Shooter
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#203 Post by pissfarm »

How’d that work out for you? I heard so many horror stories about it that by the time mine came up I was a bit underwhelmed by the ordeal.
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#204 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

I was stressed out by the actual procedure but that ended up being nothing, you conk out and then wake up groggy. The prep was not particularly fun, just blasting poop water out of my ass for a few hours. I thought I would be hungrier given that I didn’t eat for a day and a half. The prep liquid tasted horrible, but I would just down each cup in one shot.
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#205 Post by pissfarm »

Yeah the prep liquid was nasty but I think I chased it with Gatorade and it was fine.
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#206 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

That’s a good idea but drinking that much liquid in that short of a time was hard enough, I don’t think I could’ve added to the total
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