Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

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Nosek falls on Copp’s knee off the faceoff, Copp helped off not putting weight on it

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Calling stick slashes now I see

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This period is all Wings icings, probably not a great plan

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Faulk lost his stick, Panthers got a long stretch of possession and score from a point shot, tie game

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MARCO FUCKING KASPER

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Fuuuuuck

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Worst case scenario

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To summarize:

Copp goes down with what appears to be a bad knee injury (Larkin already out)

Wings up 3-2 with 2 minutes left

Panthers win 4-3 in regulation

Beej, Habs, Sabres, Broons all win

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Wings did emergency recalls of Dries, Leonard, and Tralmarks

Nothing a handful of AAAA players can’t solve

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Larkin and Copp both out

“JT Compher top line center” really sums it up

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Kasper needs to have a big game (again)

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Bottom six is

Appleton / Rasmussen / MBN
JVR / Dries / Shine

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BLOT got a PP goal when two PKers went to Kucherov and gave Guentzel a lane to skate and shoot

Wings had a nice long stretch of possession, BLOT D had a four minute shift. Couldn’t execute and/or beat Vasi.

Gotta stay out of the box and keep this one low scoring.

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I do not understand how Darren Raddysh has 58 points.

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Perry on top of Gibson, puck goes in, they rule no goal

We’ll see if Cooper challenges

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Raymond fed Kasper for a great chance, Vasi came up big there

Then a lot of BLOT zone possession

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Honestly trailing by one goal heading into the third is better than I expected

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Red Wings, I beseech you to score one (1) goal on Vasi

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Or Tampa gets a fortunate redirect in front and it’s 2-0

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Shine gets a glorious chance, shoots it straight into Vasi’s gut