Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

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Bunting chirping the Wings bench

Someone should murder him IMO

Dallas takes an offensive zone penalty off the draw, here’s a chance for Detroit to get in the game

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PP had a few shots but wasn’t crisp

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Wings with six shots halfway through the game, not going to cut it

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Another Wings penalty

Edvinsson looks like he tweaked a leg

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17 seconds of 5 on 3 for Dallas after a Raymond hook

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Well they killed those off but still only have six shots

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Compher hits the post with a redirect

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Wings get a PP near the start of the third, pretty much a must score

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Wings get a PP near the start of the third, pretty much a must score

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Here lies Beavis, he never scored

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Miracle goal?

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Oettinger tried to cover it and knocked it into the net

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Wings PP, fucking do it

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Lucas Fucking Raymond

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Well they got one more point than I expected so far

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Well at least it wasn’t a Star that I hate

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It’s insane that the Wings would be first in the Pacific by five points

They don’t even have the benefit of regular games against Calgary and Vancouver