Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

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#1421 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

But tell me more about how the Wings are the luckiest team
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Another pipe on the tail end of that PP
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Finnie catches a high stick from Hampus, Raymond makes him pay off a nice cross-crease pass from Copp
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Now Perron takes an interference penalty and Seider clears the glass at the far end, 1:53 of 5 on 3, yikes
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Pastrnak ties it, nothing Gibson could do there
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#1426 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

Wings had a stretch with five or six glorious chances, including two from Finnie that Swayman robbed

I don’t anticipate much of the Wings’ fourth line in the third period, while the Broons’ fourth line isn’t as much of a liability. I think it comes down to that and the Broons’ penchant for taking penalties in their offensive zone.
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Marco Kasper I believe you can do this
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Done calling penalties I see
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Wings can’t clear it, goes to Elias Lindholm, and he finds an opening and ties it
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Aspirot trips Kasper, Wings PP

Didn’t argue that one
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Swayman robs DeBrincat, fuuuck
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Fuuuuuuck Zadorov shoots through an Edvinsson screen

Not Gibson’s best period
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Finnie robbed again with the Broons totally gassed

Wings outshooting them 36-23
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Penalty shot for Lucas Reichel
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#1436 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

Thank you Gibson
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#1437 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

Fucking sucks

Wings got absolutely goalied tonight
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The Wings played better! They had way more shots! Fucking bizarro
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#1440 Post by Grand Moff Larkin »

Sounds like Larkin might be back tonight, also MBN

Would be a huge emotional boost, not that they should need it. Ideally it would also help the PP but who knows.
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