Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Flyers have a garbage roster and shouldn’t be this good

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Wings generating absolutely nothing

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Now Appleton takes an iffy penalty off a draw at center ice

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Tippett got his hat trick on the PP, 4-0, fuck off

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I turned off the game at 4-0, Wings made it 4-3, then gave up an EN goal

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I’m going skating at the Michigan rink tonight with Frau Artillery’s department and was going to miss most of the game anyway, but the PNES being up 4 minutes in might mean I don’t bother turning it on at all

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I turned it on

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Mantha makes it 2-0 after the PNES got about 30 hacks at it by Gibson’s pad

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Missed a fight between Dewar and JBD

Didn’t look like a good one from the replay

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Turned the third period on when I got home and the degree to which the Wings do not give a shit is off the charts

I don’t know how Faulk didn’t just score