Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

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Hellebuyck raising his save percentage at least

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That felt inevitable

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Surprised Cole Perfetti hasn’t made the JERTS lineup in the postseason. There was a point last year when it seemed like he’d closed the gap on Raymond, which was a little concerning because those were the two guys rumored for the Wings in that draft, but given how Raymond ended the year, I think that gap is wide again.

I know he slumped for a while, don’t know if he’s not in because of that or because he doesn’t shout Playoff Hockey in terms of playstyle, but they need to score goals.

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Nate Schmidt scored but that looks like it’s coming back for offsides

Fucking VAR!

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Somehow stands

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DeSmith is also injured now, Silovs starting today

Big 2022 Panth energy

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Logan Stanley Stop Taking Penalties challenge

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JERTS PP just as good as the Leaves’

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Gotta stay out of the box

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That’s probably it, JERTS haven’t generated much offense since the second Avs goal

[nick]

JERTS stink

[practice]

I feel you brother nick

[practice]

I 'went to bed' after the first period last night (2am, insane, why right?) and then couldn't sleep cuz I was so pissed and then convinced myself that I could calm down if I went down and checked the score (maybe it's 1-1 or hey maybe even 5,6-1 Leafs, zzzzzzzzzz), and I get up and there's 5 mins left in the 3rd and it's 2-0 and a couple mins away from the 2-on-0 goal with 10 seconds left in the period. and today I just fucking sulked all day. maybe it's better for me and people I deal with aka my family that this thing ends in 5

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Namestikov took a slapper to the face? Fucking ouch

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[media] [/media]

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Brock Boeser having himself a game

Canucks score two with Silovs pulled

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The Canucks did it

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Wilson grabs Fox and slugs him a few times after the Rags score a PP goal (Jensen kneed Fox)

Adam Fox, don’t like your chances of making it out of this game alive

[Cacophony]

Wow Perds

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Anywho I feel for Nicky and practice but it could be worse. You could not be in the playoffs, handing out stupid contracts to players over 30, and likely to lose the best player your franchise has ever had because you have a bad Gm