Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Don’t know if Nick Jensen is still hurt but he’s had a rough game

Amazing that McIlrath is in the lineup for the Caps too

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I really only notice Ovechkin when the announcers say he’s out there

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Goodnight Caps

I believe that the Red Wings would’ve won exactly one game against the Rangers

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Kings fans doing the Skiiiinn-neerrr mock-cheer in a scoreless game

[Cacophony]

Kings fans doing the Skiiiinn-neerrr mock-cheer in a scoreless game

Hate kings fans probably some of the worst in the league

[Grand Moff Larkin]

That first period was great, fast hockey with lots of chances. But also great? Sleeping

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Kings fans doing the Skiiiinn-neerrr mock-cheer in a scoreless game

That worked out well for them

Goil only had 13 shots on goal, too

[captain]

Kings fans doing the Skiiiinn-neerrr mock-cheer in a scoreless game

Hate kings fans probably some of the worst in the league

And booing McDavid? Okay guys

[Grand Moff Larkin]

The biggest thing I don't understand about the Leaves is why they have so many stay-at-home defensemen in the lineup. There's a chicken/egg thing with "Why do you switch to dump-and-chase hockey in the playoffs?" when Rielly was the only puck-mover / offensive defenseman dressed for the last game. Same thing with having Robertson on the fourth line with no other offensively inclined players.

[sutterfamily]

Damn sucks that Matthews has playoffitis. Worst timing!

[Alexei Ca$hin]

Two absolutely sick goals from yesterday:





I'll even allow the Biz over the top commentary for this one.

[captain]

Toronto clearly doesn't have the right mix. I think the problems lie on defence more than the forwards (they need d-men to get them the puck). This is why I never really understood the Sandin trade

[practice]

yeah I think Lyubushkin is their second best puck moving dman, assuming Liljegren is benched for some sub replacement scrub

[Cacophony]

Hakstol canned in Seattle does this guy get any more chances

[Grand Moff Larkin]

First BLOT PP looked like they’d just rolled out of bed

Not a good sign for them

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Hedman with an absolute whammo to get back to within one after Vasi gave up a juicy rebound to Barkov on the PK

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Second BLOT goal taken away tonight

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Tampa’s challenging, I don’t think they’re going to win it

[Grand Moff Larkin]

They did not

Bob sold it by dropping his stick

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Old friend Luke Glendening was getting absolutely murdered in the corner of the Panth zone, puck was under him and two Panthers were crosschecking him