Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

[pissfarm]

Well if you need to drink your sorrows away, you’ll be in the right place

One of the roads bordering Royal Portrush is Bushmills Road.

[Cacophony]

Cmon Canes

[Cacophony]

Shesty shaky?

[neuartillery]

They’re going to show that Martinook save until the end of time

[neuartillery]

That looked like a clear Too Much Air to me

[neuartillery]

Chris Kreider went beast mode this period

[neuartillery]

Cutting to a young Canes fan sobbing into their towel… tough

[neuartillery]

Bouchard, woof!

[Alexei Ca$hin]

Edmo might want to try getting some shots on net on the third string goalie

[neuartillery]

They did approximately fuck all in the second period

[Alexei Ca$hin]

So strange to say that Calvin Pickard was the only reason that game was close

[neuartillery]

guys this series is ruining my life

Wellness check

[practice]

so playoff god Draisatl has been on the ice for 13 goals for and 13 goals against at even strength in the playoffs

[practice]

playoff disgrace Mitch Marner finished the playoffs 3GF and 2GA for a GF% of 60

[practice]

So strange to say that Calvin Pickard was the only reason that game was close

he was so good. what a weird little goalie. he made this save in the 3rd where he kind of drew his right pad closer into his body, made him self smaller effectively, to angle a rebound away from the slot.

[neuartillery]

so playoff god Draisatl has been on the ice for 13 goals for and 13 goals against at even strength in the playoffs

How many PP goals have they scored with him on the ice? A dozen?

[neuartillery]

McAvoy drills Bennett with an elbow to the head and CANNOT BELIEVE they’d call a penalty on it with six minutes left in the third

[neuartillery]

Smell you later, Boston

[Cacophony]

[neuartillery]

Honestly that’s better than I’d expect from them

I don’t know how Makar isn’t in the box for Too Much Air here