Thee Official 2023-2024 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Why, Jake, Why

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Wings use the momentum from that to take a penalty

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Lyon makes a huge save / post

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Of course Perron took the penalty

Lyon just stopped Tuch in alone

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Sabres ring one off the post at the end of the PP

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Kane almost created a chance the other way but it hopped over DeBrincat’s stick

Wings are getting shelled right now, they need to get shit going

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Now it’s 2-0

Byram gets it

Wings doing absolutely nothing

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Chiarot gets one from Raymond and Berggren

Christ I thought this would be 12-0

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Benson immediately gets it back

Oh well whatever nevermind

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4-1

Might turn it off?

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None of it is on Lyon

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Reimer is coming in

Sabres have four goals, Wings have three shots

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Veleno gets brained by a direct slap shot, oof

Petry and Chiarot were on the ice for all five goals

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Clifton makes it 5-1

Fischer flops on UPL, Sabres PP

Just the break they need!

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6-1, Wings somehow got a PP after it

Wings score quickly on it

Now they just need five more

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7-2, turning off the TV

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Veleno won’t return, probably for the best in terms of precaution. He hasn’t been the problem but at this rate I’d like to see Kasper get a game up

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I genuinely don’t know how they became so broken without Larkin. Like he’s their best player and the team’s engine, but it’s not like he’s telling Petry and Chiarot how to play when he’s in the lineup.

The only Wings who looked halfway decent tonight were Raymond and Berggren. Perron threw some hits, but also took a dumb penalty at a bad time. Kane and DeBrincat aren’t fully in sync, and if they’re not scoring, they’re not contributing.

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Sprong getting healthy scratched for Czarnik tonight

He’s been a passenger during the losing streak so I don’t mind him coming out, but Czarnik had one assist in 18 games so it’s not like he’s going to contribute. He will bust his ass at least

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Wings please tie the game I am back from skating at Yost

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Welp 3-1 now

Nice pass by Schmaltz to a wide open Bjugstad