The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend

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No Hintz today so Oskar Back is centering the Stars’ top line

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Do it to em, Goilers

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Announcers kept thinking they saw a delay of game penalty. I kept seeing it hit the glass. Either way, keep it up Goil.

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Oh durr that was the netting. Oh noes Dallas didn’t get a call.

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Kapanen hit a Stars’ player’s stick up and into the guy’s face and they called high-sticking

I feel like I’ve seen that called off before

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Did Bichsel give RNH a shove on his way into the boards?

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Oh durr that was the netting. Oh noes Dallas didn’t get a call.

I think it might’ve hit another stick or skate on the way. It was hard to tell and also fuck Dallas

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This double PP was way too sloppy, Goil need to pad this lead

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Woof now it’s a one-goal game

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Woof now it’s a one-goal game

Thank you for addressing this problem, McJesus

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That uncalled Petrovic hit on Brown was both direct head contact and a charge

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Hyman breaks this open

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Jamie Benn bleeding and no one’s addressing it: this game just got better

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Tyler Seguin trading shit-talk with Evander Kane. I’m sure Kane is obnoxious but buddy you’re down 5-1

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Mason Marchment with big “my dad owns a dealership” energy whining at the ref

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They need to misconduct some guys

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I am incapable of experiencing hockey events as anything other than a humiliation of the Leafs. This game alone: 2 Hyman goals, Colin Blackwell the PKer on a 5-on-3 wins the faceoff and kills it, a Klingberg goal, the game ending 6-1, getting outshot by 20 and having 10 odd man rushes and scoring on many of them

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Blackwell failed to score on an absolute gimme when it was either scoreless or EDM 1-0 so don’t line for him too much