The 2025 NHL Draft Thread

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I have a skin infection on my stomach that's turned into a fluid-filled abscess (fun times) and need to go to the ER to get it drained today. Will I still be there when the draft starts? I sure hope not!

Anyway here's my guess on the first round until the Wings pick, after which point I do not really care

1. Isles: Schaefer
2. Sharks: Misa (there's talk of them going for Frondell, but I'm not sold on that guy and I think Grier's smarter than that)
3. Chicago: Frondell
4. Utah: Desnoyes (Isles are shopping Dobson, I think their ideal return would be James Hagens at this pick)
5. Nashville: Martin
6. Philly: Hagens
7. Boston: O'Brien
8. Seattle: Martone
9. Buffalo: Mrtka
10. Anaheim: McQueen
11. PNES: Aitcheson
12. PNES: Eklund
13. Detroit: Smith

How I'd rank the guys potentially available to Detroit:

1. Eklund
2. Smith
3. Bear
4. Carbonneau
5. Reschny
6. Aitcheson
7. Nesbitt
8. Lakovic

I'm not 100% sold on Smith's brain but I think there's less concern in that department with him than with Aitcheson, and they need more defensemen in their pool.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I have a skin infection on my stomach that's turned into a fluid-filled abscess (fun times) and need to go to the ER to get it drained today. Will I still be there when the draft starts? I sure hope not!

Staying here overnight for an IV drip of medicine

[nick]

Oh man that sucks!

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Turns out there’s no fluid underneath, shocking development.

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BREAKING NEWS: The NHL Draft is available on the TV in my hospital room

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Oh no I have to listen to Buccigross

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Isles don’t do anything stupid with #1, take Schaefer

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Schaefer tearing up over his mom, feel for him

Wish he didn’t have to Zoom with the Isles draft room immediately after getting picked

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Grier: Misa Horny

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Michael Misa will always cherish that photo op with Gary Bettman and wrestling star Bayley

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Chicago goes with Frondell

I have my doubts about him

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Can’t wait for every GM room say “we’re so excited to pick you” and every prospect to say “thank you sir”

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Utah’s the first wild card:

1. Pick Desnoyes (what they should do)
2. Pick Martin, Hagens, or Martone
3. Trade pick to Isles, who pick Hagens

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Apparently they make annoying sounds in Utah

Utah picks Desnoyes

So awesome they moved up ahead of Detroit and were gifted a top 2 C

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I’m 4/4 so far

Martin’s the toughest one to slot. Taking him ahead of Hagens / O’Brien feels like a mistake. I could see any of them, McQueen, or Martone going to Nashville. But I’ll guess Martin goes there.

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Fuck Shea Weber

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They do take Brady Martin

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Flyers fans are probably relieved they can’t take Martin

For them I think it’s

Hagens
O’Brien
Martone
McQueen
Trade with Isles

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They took Martone, can’t blame them on the talent level but he’s not a center

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I feel like the Broons really lucked out by getting Hagens

I wonder if they’d have finished ahead of the Wings if McAvoy’s injury wasn’t mishandled