Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum

[captain]

Kind of a weird start to the season, a lot of mediocrity

[Grand Moff Larkin]

The only teams who seem legitimately bad due to points are St. Louis (who'll probably just be middle-bad once guys get healthy) and Calgary (who are bad-bad).

PNES should fall off at some point. Sharks, as I mentioned in the Wings thread, have some exciting guys up top, but the lack of depth is glaring.

I thought about it this way: if you do manage to make the playoffs in the East, no one is good enough to be scared of.

[practice]

Bouch just standing aside on the gwg last night

[practice]

https://www.naturalstattrick.com/player ... ftteam=ALL

Gost at 5v5 this year:
9 GF 2 GA
80% xG
71% of shots
75% of scoring chances
66% shot attempts

[practice]

Tavares 95%xG last night, 9 shots for 0 against in 13:39 at 5v5

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Binnington putting Ovechkin’s 900th goal puck down his pants is extremely on brand

[practice]

SNES Flers game had like 35 shots on goal total

[practice]

the leafs should have got the pick for taking on Joshua's contract. Insane that they gave anything up for this total dud who is making over 3m til we buy him out

[Cacophony]

Interesting performance from Thee Goil last night…

[captain]

they're really good at pissing me off!!!!

[practice]

Leafs are dogshit mate

[practice]

Shite even

[captain]

insane comeback, why is it always so difficult though

[practice]

so Mangiapane kind of sucks hey

[Cacophony]

The Leafs are bad

[Alexei Ca$hin]

Handsome Gabe finally scored

[practice]

The Leafs are bad

yeah they stink!!

[Cacophony]

Wild stink too

[Cacophony]

RIP Brooksie

[Alexei Ca$hin]

John Tortorella - "Get the fuck outta here Brooksie"