Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum

[practice]

How bout Nurse for Rielly

[Cacophony]

Goil stink p bad

[Grand Moff Larkin]

First J’accuse, now

Panthers’ Eetu Luostarinen out after suffering burns from barbecue accident

[Cacophony]

GMBG is drunk as fuck on national TV.

[Cacophony]

Wallstedt looks so good

[practice]

perhaps the oil would like to pay a premium for a not-totally-damaged Anthony Stolarz?

[practice]

sure Bouch is pretty light on the 4th caps goal but Skinner barely even throws out his right leg after the deke. one move is all it takes to beat him clean.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I really thought Morgan Geekie would turn back into a pumpkin this year

[Grand Moff Larkin]

"Nothing matters, nobody cares, we're all going to die."- Devin Cooley

[Grand Moff Larkin]

KHL players bitten by attack dog during ceremonial puck drop

[practice]

Domi is an obvious buyout candidate but if we want to tank for a top 5 pick he might be our most important piece in that project

[nick]

Hellebuyck out 4-6 weeks after a minor knee surgery. Not ideal! Guess we'll see how good the rest of the team actually is now...

[nick]

Guess we'll see how good the rest of the team actually is now...

Spoiler: probably not great

[captain]

perhaps the oil would like to pay a premium for a not-totally-damaged Anthony Stolarz?

tried that already, he sucked for us.

3.77 GAA and an sv% of .87 in 6 games (no wins lol)

[Cacophony]

So what’s going on with Rantanen?

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Just saw the hit on Coronado

Dude must have a taste for blood

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Are the Wild good again?

Leaves in last place in the Eastern Conference, just as we all predicted

[sutterfamily]

Are the SNES good again?

SNES are the highest ranked Canadian team, just as everyone except me predicted

[Grand Moff Larkin]

The important thing is that Detroit is above Ottawa, which will definitely be the case tomorrow and the rest of the week

[Cacophony]

Are the Wild good again?

Leaves in last place in the Eastern Conference, just as we all predicted

Wish I knew. Been playing great defense and they’ve been a lot better since Zucc came back. Thrilled about Wallstedt.