Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

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That is a soooooft call

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They don’t even know who did the hook, JBD out of the box, Larkin into it

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Forsberg ties it on the PP

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Talbot in for Gibson? Uh oh

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Marchessault gets an easy tap-in after Edvinsson turns it over

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The Red Wings should get a PP IMO

The only PP last game lasted for 23 seconds

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LUCAS FUCKING RAYMOND

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Seider goes for high-sticking, I guess? He manhandled Blankenburg

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They called it a slash

Whatever

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AlJo buries a shorthanded 2 on 1 from Kasper, who the Shreds wanted on the box for taking out Josi to spring the break

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Josi literally flipped himself trying to draw that call, embarrassing

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Raymond draws a penalty with two seconds left, Marchessault got his money’s worth on that slash

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Kane aaaaaaaalmost gets one

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Shreds pulling Saros with 2:30 left after a Wings icing

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DeBrincat gets the EN goal, I can breathe

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Thank God the Wings get their second PP with eight seconds left

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Kasper's line with Finnie and Appleton had a great game, somehow Ben Chiarot was the best defenseman on the scorecard.

Edvinsson is still struggling with decision-making since coming back. Not ideal.

Shine's a good story but he was a liability at best today. They need another body in the mix up front.

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Cossa got an emergency recall, guess Gibson isn’t ready to backup Talbot tonight

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Uncle Mickey is back!

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Patrick Kane getting honored for USA Number 1, he’s tearing up