Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness

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#1321 Post by neuartillery »

DeBrincat wires one top shelf just after entering the zone and it’s a one goal game
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#1322 Post by neuartillery »

Compher tipped the puck and is credited with the goal

Tampa keeps getting long stretches in the zone

Sheldon Dries has been better than I expected, made a nice defensive play earlier and is pushing the play in the offensive zone. Shine is throwing his body around at least.
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#1323 Post by neuartillery »

What the hell did Vasi just do

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#1324 Post by neuartillery »

Oh Kane hit the post, not a Vasi save
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#1325 Post by neuartillery »

Too much time and space for Point and he gets the two goal lead back, Gibson out, EN goal for Guentzel

I figured 5-1 Tampa

Wings needed more scoring.
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#1326 Post by neuartillery »

Broons losing to SJ at least
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#1327 Post by neuartillery »

Panth beat the Beej in OT, the least they could do for me after the last game, really
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#1328 Post by neuartillery »

MBN and Ras out, Perron and John Leonard in

I will turn off this game if/when they go down three goals. Guessing it’ll be in the first.
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#1329 Post by neuartillery »

Broons and SNES won today, Wings are in the second wild card spot and just two up on the Beej (who have a game in hand)
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#1330 Post by neuartillery »

I give Perron credit for coming back early from his injury
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#1331 Post by neuartillery »

Bottom six is

JVR / Leonard / Finnie
Shine / Dries / Appleton

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#1332 Post by neuartillery »

Perron and Heiskenen go off for matching minors, I’ll take that trade
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#1333 Post by neuartillery »

Seven minutes in and the Wings don’t have a shot, but the Stars don’t have any goals
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#1334 Post by neuartillery »

Wyatt Johnston pushes one in, somehow
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#1335 Post by neuartillery »

Shine takes a slashing penalty defending the point, Stars PP coming, still no Wings shots
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#1336 Post by neuartillery »

Bunting continues to be a piece of shit
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#1337 Post by neuartillery »

Wings finally getting zone time and shots (up to 3)
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#1338 Post by neuartillery »

Seider takes an early penalty in the second as Blackwell goes down easy
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#1339 Post by neuartillery »

Finnie just killed 20 seconds behind the Stars net
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#1340 Post by neuartillery »

Shine out killing penalties

Bunting gets a lucky bounce with six seconds left in the penalty and they’re up 2-0
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