2023-2024 Offseason Thread: RIP Johnny and Matthew Gaudreau

[Cacophony]

Agree. They have 13 picks in the first 3 rounds the next 3 drafts but that doesn’t always pan out!

Totally forgot Jake Allen is on the devils now. Not sure they have any excuses going into next season

[neuartillery]

Stars heave Ty Dellandrea onto the Sharks for a 4th

13th overall pick in 2018, lotta busts in that first round. I wonder if Zadina goes to Europe this summer.

[neuartillery]

Sharks also claimed Goodrow off waivers from the Rags

Helps NY's cap situation for sure not having to buy him out (or give a sweetener to have a team take his deal)

Someone do that with Justin Holl, thanks

[Cacophony]

What is Mike Grier doing

[neuartillery]

Their roster was absolute dogshit, it's not like these guys are replacing good players.

[Alexei Ca$hin]

wow what is going on today? GMs getting antsy with the Cup final extended??

[neuartillery]

DuBois to Washington straight up for Kuemper (who has three years left at 5.25 per)

Good on LA for moving him, curious if he gives a shit in Washington or just infuriates another fan base

[Alexei Ca$hin]

Can't believe LA got out of that contract

[Cacophony]

[neuartillery]

[practice]

DuBois to Washington straight up for Kuemper (who has three years left at 5.25 per)

Good on LA for moving him, curious if he gives a shit in Washington or just infuriates another fan base

[neuartillery]

I like that DuBois has become the "Girl, don't date him" "But I can fix him!" of the NHL. I hope he gets traded every 1-2 years for the life of this contract and each time the team is all "We feel that we acquired a 1C, we're thrilled for Pierre-Luc to join our organization."

[practice]

it's crazy that Blake hasn't been fired yet

[neuartillery]

Remember when the Kings had the #1 prospect pool by a mile

[practice]

I love Marner but got damn would have loved to get the PLD return for him last summer

[neuartillery]

Jakob Chychrun is trending on Twitter and I thought "Oh, was he traded?" and it's because 1. he might get traded (and people somehow think the Broons would get him and the 25th pick for Ullmark) 2. he posted some Lebanese raw meat dish on Instagram and liked this post



Is he Jordan Peterson-pilled?

[Cacophony]

Yeah he’s a maniac and eats raw meat. I give him maybe 3 more years in the league

[Cacophony]

it's crazy that Blake hasn't been fired yet

Doesn’t seem very good at his job!

[neuartillery]

Chychrun week-to-week (constipation)

[linseman]

always suspected that chychrun was a stooge for Big Alternative Sunscreen