2025 CFL Draft Lottery: Misa Horny

[captain]

Good morning, good afternoon and good evening sports fans,

I am pleased to report that the commissioner has finally got his shit together to prepare some team cards and use metallic sharpies to paint one of them gold.

Our contenders to win the lottery and move up to make the first overall selection in the 2025 CFL Entry Draft are as follows:

Pierre Marc Douchard (40% odds)
Finding Primeau (30% odds)
Short Kings (20% odds)
falloone mindstate (10% odds)

Results will be posted after I conduct the secret selection process (trust me it is very legitimate)

[captain]

Congratulations to Finding Primeau - the balls are clearly in your favour. Nick has moved up and will make the first overall selection in the 2025 CFL Entry Draft.

[nick]

Everything’s turning up Nick yesterday/today

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I want the balls to be in my favor someday