Compete Level

[melts to literal death before Edvinsson even sees a pen]

Marchand returneth, Marchand breaketh

Can't tell from the replay if it warranted all that drama or not. He folded pretty hard though. Never like seeing anyone get hurt.

I still haven't forgotten that in the most recent playoff game Dylan Larkin's Red Wings played in, the TB guy played "Take These Broken Wings" in the dying moments of the elimination game

Sound guy is like fuck it nobody's here, I'm playing Smash Mouth

Hell yeah, some hustle for the W

It's kinda funny these teams don't play again until spring, wonder what the rosters look like then.

Oh that's a terrible call

This is still the bad place, it turns out. They're getting skated now.

Moose okay, no Mickeys were hurt in the incident

Rasmussen down. Now we just need a Copp injury

I also forgot about Cousins until Ken pointed out that they have two, spelled differently.

God he was such a shit on Florida.

Could be a wild third. Please let the Wings have more goals when the buzzer sounds.

Ottawa, the new Anaheim.

Me: thank god I don't have to watch or think about Kane anymore

Ken and Mick:

Glendenning skating backwards down the ice with the puck on his backhand, right into the goalie. I think about that modified Night at the Roxy gif a lot, where they put Holland-Cleary-Babcock faces on them as they do the head dance in the car. Cleary being brought back on one year deals might have b...

When I tell you how badly I had to try not type his name there

Danielson got got pretty good. I hope he keeps trying stuff though. Need to see some flashes

I still love how excited Ken and Mickey get when a fourth liner gets a breakaway. Oh! Here we go! [it's the animated corpse of Dan Cleary]

Well that was fun, see, Dylan, fun?

I saw it as them just trying to be there for him. It cannot be easy to take that warm-up.

Yzerman should have had Edvinsson signed, no question. I just really want the rumors to be wrong.

It's still possible that AI tells Ilitch to fade away and let the GM work. Ed gets signed, Larkin plays out the year. Things aren't AS bad?