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by Grand Moff Larkin
Thu Apr 16, 2026 5:23 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness
Replies: 1681
Views: 785878

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness

David Perron: C- They reacquired Perron to add some veteran experience and scoring to the bottom six, and the latter didn’t quite come through. Three goals, no assists in sixteen games is almost the same as Dominik Shine’s stat sheet, but Shine’s a career AHLer and Perron is a wily vet. He’s a littl...
by Grand Moff Larkin
Thu Apr 16, 2026 5:22 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness
Replies: 1681
Views: 785878

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness

J. T. Compher: C A slight downturn in production from last year (32 points down to 28), with less responsibility for much of the year aside from when Larkin and Copp were out. Overpaid for a bottom-six player, but I’m not expecting more at this point. He centered a hodge-podge of wingers and scored ...
by Grand Moff Larkin
Thu Apr 16, 2026 5:22 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness
Replies: 1681
Views: 785878

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness

Forward grades Alex DeBrincat: A He had 41 goals and 84 points, even with some of the expected streakiness of a goal-scorer. He plays harder on defense than people give him credit for, and scores at big times. He was clearly the Wings’ best forward this year. Lucas Raymond: B It was obvious that Ray...
by Grand Moff Larkin
Wed Apr 15, 2026 9:35 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness
Replies: 1681
Views: 785878

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness

At this point I'm not willing to grade anybody, but barring a major trade, my guess for next year:

Finnie / Larkin / Raymond
DeBrincat / Copp / Kane
MBN / Kasper / Danielson
Appleton / Compher / Rasmussen
Mazur

I don't think JVR or Perron return. I'd be happy if Appleton and/or Rasmussen didn't.
by Grand Moff Larkin
Wed Apr 15, 2026 9:30 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness
Replies: 1681
Views: 785878

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness

8-1

Panthers get goals from Vinnie Hinostroza, Luke Kunin (x2), AJ Greer, Mike Benning (x2), Cole Schwindt, and Cole Reinhardt. A real murderer's row!
by Grand Moff Larkin
Wed Apr 15, 2026 9:07 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness
Replies: 1681
Views: 785878

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness

I turned back to the Wings game after the Tigers won and within a minute, Florida gets a goal when a shot that’s going wide hits off a guy skating two feet to the other side
by Grand Moff Larkin
Wed Apr 15, 2026 8:14 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness
Replies: 1681
Views: 785878

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness

Mike Benning just got his first career goal to make it 4-0

Wings must be half packed for the plane home
by Grand Moff Larkin
Wed Apr 15, 2026 8:09 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness
Replies: 1681
Views: 785878

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness

Compher goes for a hook on a forecheck because the Panth D fell down

If it goes to 3-0 I’m switching to the Tigers
by Grand Moff Larkin
Wed Apr 15, 2026 8:05 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness
Replies: 1681
Views: 785878

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness

Kunin makes it 2-0 on a quick shot in front

Wings have been sleepy, I think they just want it to be over
by Grand Moff Larkin
Wed Apr 15, 2026 8:00 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness
Replies: 1681
Views: 785878

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness

Matthew Tkachuk healthy enough to play in this one now that Florida has retained their pick
by Grand Moff Larkin
Wed Apr 15, 2026 7:18 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness
Replies: 1681
Views: 785878

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness

I decided to put the last Wings game on after getting back from a disappointing dinner out and the Panth is already up 1-0. I just want an MBN goal.
by Grand Moff Larkin
Tue Apr 14, 2026 9:05 am
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness
Replies: 1681
Views: 785878

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness

It's absolutely possible that they trade Larkin -- that would be the culture shift. Aside from the White House / Trump stuff (which suuuuucked but Hockey Players), he's a tough evaluation as the team's leader: when he's really clicking (which happens more consistently on the international / all-star...
by Grand Moff Larkin
Mon Apr 13, 2026 3:12 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Replies: 940
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Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum

I came up with the dumbest possible result for the draft lottery: Toronto is in line for the fifth pick, but Detroit’s pick moves up, giving St. Louis the 5th pick and Boston the 6th pick. I apologize in advance for this happening.