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by Grand Moff Larkin
Mon May 13, 2024 8:45 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 522
Views: 2174

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

Nichushkin failed a drug test and was suspended for six months? I didn’t realize the Player Assistance Program has a punitive arm

RIP Avs
by Grand Moff Larkin
Mon May 13, 2024 8:16 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 522
Views: 2174

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

Officiating isn’t any better in this Rags game!

(Burns just snapped his stick in half cross-checking Mika’s back)
by Grand Moff Larkin
Mon May 13, 2024 6:55 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Spam accounts I considered activating
Replies: 13
Views: 115

Re: Spam accounts I considered activating

Is RaymondTug a potential boarder who'd give Lucas Raymond a handy in a life or death situation? Only one way to find out!
by Grand Moff Larkin
Mon May 13, 2024 4:43 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Replies: 84
Views: 498

Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches

Haha

Slaf injured a couple of Wings, plus I have to see Habs fans getting totally hyped about a first overall pick finally playing like a mid-tier first overall pick. Fuck him!
by Grand Moff Larkin
Mon May 13, 2024 12:20 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 522
Views: 2174

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

I hadn't seen that particular angle, I'd seen one from lower / the opposite side that just looked like a hit, and one from behind where it looked like maybe he punched him.

Real Boy Who Cried Wolf energy to the Broons having righteous grievances over "they're getting away with stuff!"
by Grand Moff Larkin
Mon May 13, 2024 11:09 am
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Replies: 84
Views: 498

Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches

I feel like I watched every game of that playoffs for lack of anything else to do and I really don't remember much of it
by Grand Moff Larkin
Mon May 13, 2024 9:27 am
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: Only New Coaches
Replies: 84
Views: 498

Re: 2023-2024 Offseason Thread: NHL Sets May 7th as official date of rigging lottery against Wangs

Pronman did a piece on Silayev and a Blackhawk fan in the comments was all "We shouldn't draft him because we have Vlasic and Korchinski" which I had to chuckle at, if you have the #2 pick you take the best player available, not overrate your existing roster players and draft based on them.
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun May 12, 2024 11:04 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 522
Views: 2174

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

Clang

On an unrelated note to Draisaitl hitting the post, I’m always taken aback by how lil Conor Garland is
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun May 12, 2024 10:17 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 522
Views: 2174

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

Was it last summer that PNES fans were optimistically viewing him as a cap dump to their team
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun May 12, 2024 10:03 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 522
Views: 2174

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

patrick cokane wrote: Sun May 12, 2024 9:57 pm I'm a bit scared Demko is going to have a Cory Schneider-esque injury path
I had him in fantasy until this season, and he seemed to be completely unreliable in terms of health.
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun May 12, 2024 9:54 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 522
Views: 2174

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

Still wild that the Canucks are playing their third-string goalie in the second round
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun May 12, 2024 9:52 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 522
Views: 2174

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

I’m watching! I’m watching!

(Surprised thee Goil’s second unit got it done after the first unit looked like the Benny Hill Theme was playing)
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun May 12, 2024 9:07 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 522
Views: 2174

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

Geekie with a hilarious goalie interference penalty

No one attempting to dispute that one
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sun May 12, 2024 8:14 pm
Forum: Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Stand
Topic: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior
Replies: 522
Views: 2174

Re: Thee Official 2023-24 Playoffs Thread: Stop fucking crying bro, it’s not junior

Shots are 27-12 Panth

I still haven’t seen an angle in which Bennett “sucker punches”” Marchand in the previous game but Bennett sucks too so