Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness

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#1401 Post by neuartillery »

Chiarot bumped Bolduc into Gibson, but Bolduc did the Tkachuk move of diving onto Gibson

Somehow the Habs have a PP with only Chiarot in the box
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#1402 Post by neuartillery »

Wings getting a PP thanks to a Copp keep in at the line
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#1403 Post by neuartillery »

Wings PP was absolute garbage but they’re getting another one after Hutson hit DeBrincat and cleared space for a Suzuki rush
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#1404 Post by neuartillery »

Well that one looked better
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#1405 Post by neuartillery »

A scoreless game more than halfway through is definitely more what the Wings want than the Habs
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#1406 Post by neuartillery »

Another Habs PP with Seider to the box for an iffy holding the stick call

The Wings had been trapped in their zone for ages so either a penalty or a goal felt like a matter of time
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I hate fucking Slaf
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#1408 Post by neuartillery »

Appleton going off after a weird hit from Suzuki

Does not look good but he’s limping around
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Compher Butt Goal, anything you can get
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SHIT, CAT!
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#1411 Post by neuartillery »

Copp with an EN goal, welcome back buddy
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#1412 Post by neuartillery »

Wings played three lines in the third, definitely the right move. JVR is slow at even strength and Shine and Dries are AHLers.

Kasper credited with eight hits

Larkin skated today at least
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#1413 Post by neuartillery »

So far Buffalo, Columbus, and Pittsburgh have won, and the SNES and Isles are up. Please Red Wings, for the children*

* My son genuinely does want them to make the playoffs for the first time since he turned one
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#1414 Post by neuartillery »

Wings are on ABC.

Ray Ferraro yay
PK Subban nay
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#1415 Post by neuartillery »

DeBrincat hit the post on a 2 on 1, thought it was in
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Appleton going for a high stick on Zadorov, no clue what he was doing there
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#1417 Post by neuartillery »

Broons hit a post during that PP, but it stayed out
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#1418 Post by neuartillery »

Dries draws a trip on shitbag Mark Kastelic, who cannot believe it
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#1419 Post by neuartillery »

Mittelstadt hooks Edvinsson and doesn’t believe they’d actually call it

He hooked him like three times!
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#1420 Post by neuartillery »

Compher’s shot crosses the line 0.1 seconds after the period ended
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