Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen, Playoffs Have Fallen

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Well I wouldn’t say that but certainly not enough urgency at the right times

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Welp turned it on in the car after ASP made it 4-2, Wings came back to tie it at 4, then Kane took a penalty with 3:30 left and Kaprisov completed his hat trick

Brutal

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The Wings are fourth on Wheeler’s prospect pool rankings and all of the comments are about how underwhelming the guys are. I need to just stay off the internet until September.

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Thinking back to the outdoor game where the Beej got the game winning goal after getting away with a clear penalty on Edvinsson

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I don’t know if the Wings can make the playoffs this year but I have no sympathy for the Beej and want them to eat shit

Faulk back, I assume ASP is out after getting a goal and an assist

Mostly Columbus so far

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Oh, ASP is in, JBD out

And the Beej score two minutes in

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Bad play by ASP there, bad all around

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Wings could easily be down 3-0

Coyle wide open in front

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Garland somehow complaining about a penalty for putting his arm completely out to hold Raymond and stop him from getting to a loose puck

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Larkin with a quick shot in close after his pass bounced back to him, ties it up

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Couple of huge chances for DeBrincat, Uncle Mickey isn’t happy they went for nothing

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AlJo just did a great job weaving through traffic to get a shot in close

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Sure wave off the icing for no reason, whatever

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Holy Faulking Shit what a goal

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Perron takes a hooking penalty after some Beej pressure

They’re all big kills nowadays

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Larkin got a shorthanded shot but looked like he was going to die after it

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Werenski ties it upstairs

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Really can’t give him time and space to shoot, even up top

Mickey had just said that Marchenko was the guy to worry about and I thought “Werenski though,” so it’s my fault

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Wings haven’t responded much since the Werenski goal, too much zone time for Columbus

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Perron with a moronic offensive zone crosscheck

Didn’t hurt enough last time I guess