The Official 2026-2027 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness

[hotnickelsyo]

When I tell you how badly I had to try not type his name there

Danielson got got pretty good. I hope he keeps trying stuff though. Need to see some flashes

[neuartillery]

I can’t remember if my boy Luke Glendening got breakaways

[neuartillery]

Cleary is now the GM of Grand Rapids

[neuartillery]

Grieg doing everything in his power to get a holding call there and yet

[hotnickelsyo]

Glendenning skating backwards down the ice with the puck on his backhand, right into the goalie.

I think about that modified Night at the Roxy gif a lot, where they put Holland-Cleary-Babcock faces on them as they do the head dance in the car. Cleary being brought back on one year deals might have been the first time I really started being mad about front office decisions.

[hotnickelsyo]

Me: thank god I don't have to watch or think about Kane anymore

Ken and Mick:

[neuartillery]

Too many Ottawa chances late in the period

[neuartillery]

Chiarot murder Grieg please

[hotnickelsyo]

Ottawa, the new Anaheim.

[neuartillery]

Nick Cousins pointing to where Larkin’s C used to be

Cooooold

[neuartillery]

I forgot about Cousins earlier when I was thinking about how Grieg was the primary irritant left on a post-Brady SNES squad. That dude serves no other purpose.

[hotnickelsyo]

Could be a wild third. Please let the Wings have more goals when the buzzer sounds.

[hotnickelsyo]

I also forgot about Cousins until Ken pointed out that they have two, spelled differently.

God he was such a shit on Florida.

[neuartillery]

Panthers are like an STD that spreads around the NHL

An irritating case of Ryan Lomberg

[neuartillery]

This honestly feels like a game the Wings will lose, like they’ll give up one on the SNES PP to start the third, then gradually stop getting their own chances, then cough up two late goals

[neuartillery]

No beret for Trent Yawney this year

Sad

[neuartillery]

This Wings PP is hideous

[neuartillery]

Diiiirrrrty hit by Stooter on Finnie’s numbers into the boards

[hotnickelsyo]

Rasmussen down. Now we just need a Copp injury

[neuartillery]

Ras breaking his stick on the bench after he blocked a shot with his kneecap