Thee Official 2023-2024 Detroit Red Wings Thread: The best of times and worst of times in shocking proximity

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Someone Give Dylan Larkin a Mug of Stem Cells
D-Boss Is Risen
It was fun while it lasted
LUCAS MOTHERFUCKING RAYMOND

I’m going to dig out my initial lineup prediction from the offseason, it was funny.

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Back on my bullshit

Glad MacKinnon and Makar haven’t destroyed the Wings yet

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DeBrincat almost got one on a two on one with Maatta

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Seider trips Drouin, clenching time

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Drouin trips Walman behind the net a minute in, he doesn’t think it’s a penalty (it is)

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MacDermid clotheslines Gostisbehere in front of the Wings’ net, no call, then he talks shit about it

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Lyon keeping the Wings in it

Can only let MacKinnon have so many chances though, he makes it 1-0. Nothing Lyon could do about that one

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Wings had a solid two minutes of zone time, not many clean looks though

Walman just got a breakaway and shot it over the net

Petry saved a goal

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Walman hit the crossbar, it was a rolling puck

I’m yelling “On net” because the Wings cannot do that

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Drouin chops at Raymond’s feet, trips him, loses his mind that it’s called

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Fuck rights Dylan Larkin

Wings finally get a shot from the slot on the PP

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Avs getting bent out of shape that Fischer sprayed snow behind Annunen

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DeBrincat takes down Makar during a spin move

Clenching time resumes

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Great kill, especially Chiarot, but the Wings had a 3 on 1 with DeBrincat coming out of the box and blew the pass to him

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Chiarot draws a holding penalty on a nice wraparound move with 1:09 left

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Compher stuffed in front with 6.5 left

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52 seconds of OT PP

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No PP goal, Walman’s pass doesn’t connect and it’s icing

MacKinnon / Makar / Rantanen in OT is terrifying

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Kane from Larkin oh man

Lyon stopped Byram on a clean break just before that

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SOUTH DETROIT indeed