Thee Official 2024-25 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Maybe score more than one goal? I don’t know

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This game is out of hand

Another Laine PPG, off Chiarot’s stick in front

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4-1, Lagesson coughed it up along the boards

I can probably focus on cleaning now

[nick]

I’m beginning to think that this might not be Detroit’s year to take that next step

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Now Ras goes for a ridiculous penalty

Bumps into Laine by the puck, both spin out, Ras gets the penalty

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Tripping on the Habs, I’m sure the Wings PP will stop sucking against this garbage team

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Immensely frustrating power play, no shots

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And Gallagher scores to pour salt in the wound, first in ages for him.

Bad line change, Lagesson in the line of site.

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This should be William Lagesson’s first and last game in the uniform

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All of the stats are basically even except goals

And vibe, the vibe/69 for the Wings is dreadful

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This should be William Lagesson’s first and last game in the uniform

Newhook skates completely around him and nearly scores

Dude is not an NHL D

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Red Wings are phoning this one in

I missed the first two periods and so did they

Johansson just got a skate to the face from Matthieu Joseph, still an enemy of the people. It’s wild that an errand high stick is a penalty but a skate is not

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Montages of every Wing looking miserable on the bench

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Wings pulled Talbot, Halloway immediately gets his hat trick

Sounds about right

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I don’t think this is Lalonde’s fault—without Edvinsson they have one good defenseman—but I think something has to happen and I suspect that’s the easiest move to make.

Is Jay Woodcroft an improvement? Maybe? I’d take him 10/10 over fucking Joel Quenneville.

I saw that if other scores hold, the Wings would be two points out of last place. That’s nuts. They’re just an inexplicable team this year; they’ll look good against the Leaves and then shit the bed three straight against the Habs X2 and the Blooze.

If they lucked into the top lottery pick (LOL, also LMAO) I’d take Matthew Schaefer. He seems like the real deal.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

McLellan isn’t an exciting pick but he’s competent and not Quenneville. They weren’t hiring another first-time HC.

[Alexei Ca$hin]

Curious timing but also what were they waiting for?

Same comment for the Rangers.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Curious timing but also what were they waiting for?

Same comment for the Rangers.

I think the two losses to the Habs finalized it. If they’d won those games I think he’d still be the coach. After that it’s just waiting until after Christmas.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Edvinsson off IR

Wallinder got called up earlier in the week, curious if he plays since it seems like Chiarot is out. I’d much rather see him than William Lagesson.

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Oh Chiarot is back, Christmas is saved

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Leaves get an early one, Dewar left uncovered in front off a forecheck