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Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2026 3:41 pm
by Cacophony
Well I wouldn’t say that but certainly not enough urgency at the right times

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2026 5:29 pm
by neuartillery
Welp turned it on in the car after ASP made it 4-2, Wings came back to tie it at 4, then Kane took a penalty with 3:30 left and Kaprisov completed his hat trick

Brutal

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2026 8:46 am
by neuartillery
The Wings are fourth on Wheeler’s prospect pool rankings and all of the comments are about how underwhelming the guys are. I need to just stay off the internet until September.

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 7:09 pm
by neuartillery
Thinking back to the outdoor game where the Beej got the game winning goal after getting away with a clear penalty on Edvinsson

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 7:11 pm
by neuartillery
I don’t know if the Wings can make the playoffs this year but I have no sympathy for the Beej and want them to eat shit

Faulk back, I assume ASP is out after getting a goal and an assist

Mostly Columbus so far

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 7:11 pm
by neuartillery
Oh, ASP is in, JBD out

And the Beej score two minutes in

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 7:12 pm
by neuartillery
Bad play by ASP there, bad all around

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 7:15 pm
by neuartillery
Wings could easily be down 3-0

Coyle wide open in front

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 7:26 pm
by neuartillery
Garland somehow complaining about a penalty for putting his arm completely out to hold Raymond and stop him from getting to a loose puck

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 7:27 pm
by neuartillery
Larkin with a quick shot in close after his pass bounced back to him, ties it up

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 7:40 pm
by neuartillery
Couple of huge chances for DeBrincat, Uncle Mickey isn’t happy they went for nothing

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 8:07 pm
by neuartillery
AlJo just did a great job weaving through traffic to get a shot in close

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 8:08 pm
by neuartillery
Sure wave off the icing for no reason, whatever

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 8:13 pm
by neuartillery
Holy Faulking Shit what a goal

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 8:21 pm
by neuartillery
Perron takes a hooking penalty after some Beej pressure

They’re all big kills nowadays

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 8:22 pm
by neuartillery
Larkin got a shorthanded shot but looked like he was going to die after it

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 8:24 pm
by neuartillery
Werenski ties it upstairs

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 8:25 pm
by neuartillery
Really can’t give him time and space to shoot, even up top

Mickey had just said that Marchenko was the guy to worry about and I thought “Werenski though,” so it’s my fault

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 8:30 pm
by neuartillery
Wings haven’t responded much since the Werenski goal, too much zone time for Columbus

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Larkin Is Risen

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 8:37 pm
by neuartillery
Perron with a moronic offensive zone crosscheck

Didn’t hurt enough last time I guess