Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: Everywhere I look it's a darkness

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Hate dumping it in on the PP, which the second unit did multiple times with no success

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Flyers tie it on a deflection in front by Dvorak

Too much zone time on that shift for them

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Wings have three shots, not sure if they’ve had one since the goal

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Chiarot with the world’s most obvious holding penalty

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Martone with a big crosscheck after JBD slashed him a bit

I assume no calls

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They both got penalties

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Tippett just skated backwards into Gibson at full speed

Wings get a PP

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Seider just wired a PP goal on the five on three

Somehow the penalties at the end of the period were two for Philly and one for Detroit

Larkin gets another PP goal on the second penalty, 3-1

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Now Seider “holds” Martone and/or shoves him to the ice

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Now Philly gets 28 seconds of 5 on 3 after Faulk leans on Tippet and trips him

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Larkin with a shorthanded breakaway goal

Eat shit Philly

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Vladar getting pulled

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Great block by AlJo to spring that breakaway

Four goals on eight shots for Vladar

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Now a hooking penalty on Faulk for a hook near the hands

Mickey not convinced by it

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Martone makes it 4-2

Feels like a soul-crushing defeat on the way

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Faulk should stop taking penalties

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Gibson went to the room, Talbot goes in

Call another penalty on Tippett for that ridiculous goalie hit

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Martone puts Seider in a headlock behind the Wings net, no call

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Man what a pass by Edvinsson to Kane to make it 5-2

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I give Kane credit on this sort of thing: instead of doing a big celebration, he located and pointed at Edvinsson because he knew what made that goal.