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Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 9:04 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Bunting chirping the Wings bench

Someone should murder him IMO

Dallas takes an offensive zone penalty off the draw, here’s a chance for Detroit to get in the game

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 9:08 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
PP had a few shots but wasn’t crisp

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 9:15 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Wings with six shots halfway through the game, not going to cut it

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 9:17 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Another Wings penalty

Edvinsson looks like he tweaked a leg

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 9:22 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
17 seconds of 5 on 3 for Dallas after a Raymond hook

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 9:25 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Well they killed those off but still only have six shots

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 9:33 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Compher hits the post with a redirect

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 9:58 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Wings get a PP near the start of the third, pretty much a must score

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 9:58 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Wings get a PP near the start of the third, pretty much a must score

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 10:00 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Here lies Beavis, he never scored

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 10:09 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Miracle goal?

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 10:10 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Oettinger tried to cover it and knocked it into the net

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 10:11 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Wings PP, fucking do it

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 10:26 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Lucas Fucking Raymond

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 10:34 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Well they got one more point than I expected so far

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 10:38 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Well at least it wasn’t a Star that I hate

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2026 10:49 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
It’s insane that the Wings would be first in the Pacific by five points

They don’t even have the benefit of regular games against Calgary and Vancouver