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Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 8:51 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
But tell me more about how the Wings are the luckiest team

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 9:12 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Another pipe on the tail end of that PP

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 9:16 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Finnie catches a high stick from Hampus, Raymond makes him pay off a nice cross-crease pass from Copp

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 9:19 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Now Perron takes an interference penalty and Seider clears the glass at the far end, 1:53 of 5 on 3, yikes

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 9:20 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Pastrnak ties it, nothing Gibson could do there

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 9:49 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Wings had a stretch with five or six glorious chances, including two from Finnie that Swayman robbed

I don’t anticipate much of the Wings’ fourth line in the third period, while the Broons’ fourth line isn’t as much of a liability. I think it comes down to that and the Broons’ penchant for taking penalties in their offensive zone.

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 10:05 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Marco Kasper I believe you can do this

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 10:06 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Done calling penalties I see

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 10:10 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Shit, Cat!!!!

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 10:18 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Wings can’t clear it, goes to Elias Lindholm, and he finds an opening and ties it

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 10:19 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Aspirot trips Kasper, Wings PP

Didn’t argue that one

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 10:22 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Swayman robs DeBrincat, fuuuck

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 10:24 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Fuuuuuuck Zadorov shoots through an Edvinsson screen

Not Gibson’s best period

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 10:29 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Finnie robbed again with the Broons totally gassed

Wings outshooting them 36-23

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 10:32 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Penalty shot for Lucas Reichel

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 10:32 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Thank you Gibson

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 10:46 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Fucking sucks

Wings got absolutely goalied tonight

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 10:50 pm
by linseman
god dammit

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 11:20 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
The Wings played better! They had way more shots! Fucking bizarro

Re: Thee Official 2025-2026 Detroit Red Wings Thread: March is the cruelest month, Fuck March

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2026 8:46 am
by Grand Moff Larkin
Sounds like Larkin might be back tonight, also MBN

Would be a huge emotional boost, not that they should need it. Ideally it would also help the PP but who knows.