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Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2025 1:11 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Laine out 3-4 months with a core injury
Can’t imagine they’ll miss him much
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2025 9:25 am
by Cacophony
Wild stink confirmed
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2025 10:04 am
by nick
Mammoth good?
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2025 8:48 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
I should probably make a separate thread for hockey-specific sexual assault cases
Ryan Kesler, a retired NHL center, has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of criminal sexual conduct in the fourth degree, according to court records.
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2025 9:51 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
The PNES being 7-2 is pretty funny
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2025 1:01 am
by Cacophony
Grand Moff Larkin wrote: ↑Mon Oct 27, 2025 8:48 pm
I should probably make a separate thread for hockey-specific sexual assault cases
Ryan Kesler, a retired NHL center, has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of criminal sexual conduct in the fourth degree, according to court records.
More reasons to hate this jerk!
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2025 9:06 am
by sutterfamily
Atlantic 1,2,3
MTL
DET
OTT
as we all expected
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2025 11:19 am
by Grand Moff Larkin
I’m mostly surprised that the BLOT have started off so shitty.
The Leaves and Panth are believably middling. The Broons have sifted back down. The Sabres always have hot stretches.
Pretty amazing how little separation there is, point-wise, all things considered.
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2025 9:20 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Having all the teams play on the same day is such a silly, NHL-only thing
There’s one game tomorrow
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2025 9:50 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Thomas Harley getting eight years, 10.59 per
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2025 10:28 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
The BLOT have a player named Charle-Edouard D'Astous
Three Musketeers ass name
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2025 10:13 am
by nick
Grand Moff Larkin wrote: ↑Tue Oct 28, 2025 9:50 pm
Thomas Harley getting eight years, 10.59 per
Logan Cooley 8 years @ $10 per
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2025 10:37 am
by Grand Moff Larkin
I like that one more, to be honest. Seems like he's going to keep getting better.
I don't know if Harley will have another jump -- could top out at 50 points a year. Which is solid and obviously I'd love for the Wings to have him, but his number seemed a touch high.
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2025 7:40 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Brad Marchand is stepping away from the Florida Panthers to go behind the bench Wednesday night for a friend whose daughter died.
Marchand took a leave of absence from the Panthers earlier this week to travel to his hometown of Halifax in support of local coach and trainer JP MacCallum, whose 10-year-old daughter Selah died last Friday after a year-long battle with cancer.
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2025 1:15 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Martin Necas gets 11.5 x 8 from Colorado
Seems like a lot!
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2025 1:24 pm
by Cacophony
Yeahhhhh
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2025 1:42 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
He’s definitely younger than Rantanen but it’s hard to say he’s as good, and this is basically the contract they moved Rantanen to avoid signing.
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2025 11:30 am
by Cacophony
Wild lost again to the mighty PEEN. Booed off the ice at home.
BG’s hits keep coming!
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2025 11:20 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
The Atlantic Division is so dumb, the BLOT were at the bottom briefly but now they're third
Florida, Toronto, and Buffalo are tied with 13 points
The only teams with winning road records are Montreal, Detroit, and Tampa
Re: Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum
Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2025 11:22 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
I wondered if the Metro was any less stupid. Nope! Three teams have identical 6-5-1 records for the bottom of that division: Isles, Caps, and Flyers. Six teams in the Eastern Conference have 14 points.