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Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:04 pm
by practice
on one level I am upset to be ruining my brain for the next 1-2 days staying up for this waking nightmare but on the other imagine waking up tomorrow going to work making dinner getting the kid to bed etc and then sitting down with a double dry hopped pale ale with a recording of this waiting for me
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:04 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
It’s not offsides if the player with the puck doesn’t touch the puck in the zone until the offside player tags up. I was unaware of that wrinkle until it came up on a McDavid entry / goal vs. the Wings this year.
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:04 pm
by sutterfamily
practice wrote: ↑Sun May 18, 2025 8:59 pm
what is the significance of jones not touching the puck on the third goal? with respect to it being on or offside?
Sportsnet didn't really show anything about it really even talk about it. I thought the replay looked close but at this point I figure if it's 0.1mm offside the team that got scored on knows and challenges so I assume it was fine.
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:06 pm
by sutterfamily
Carlo blocked that 100% with his butthole
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:09 pm
by practice
i don't think brandon carlo should keep playing uh any shifts
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:10 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Need a Za-poo-der film of it
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:11 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
They’ll find a way to have this goal count
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:13 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Guess not, that starts the Toronto comeback
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:14 pm
by sutterfamily
All they need is the puck
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:14 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Right before the called-off goal, I think Marner did a crazy “I slipped on a banana peel” motion
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:18 pm
by practice
this is so humiliating, it's so degrading to have to do this all the time
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:22 pm
by practice
it sort of sucks to root for the worst pro sports franchise ever
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:23 pm
by sutterfamily
sutterfamily wrote: ↑Sun May 18, 2025 9:06 pm
Carlo blocked that 100% with his butthole
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:27 pm
by sutterfamily
I want the Leafs to win for practice and practice alone.
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:28 pm
by sutterfamily
It's so weird how I'm personally responsible for this curse which I invoked in game 7 against the Bruins at 4-2
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:35 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
I refuse to believe they weren't cursed long before then
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:35 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
Anyway this has nothing to do with being cursed, they're playing like absolute dogshit and the Panth are feeding them three solid meals and dessert
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:39 pm
by practice
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:41 pm
by practice
They had like 4 -5 huge chances that fell to the wrong guys or Knies who is hurt and the Rielly pinches on a nothing play for no reason and carlo turns it into a slow motion breakway
Re: The Official 2025 NHL Playoffs Thread: Do you get two Conn Smythes if you're a rookie? Asking for a Russian friend
Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 9:42 pm
by Grand Moff Larkin
We all love Max Domi, don’t we, folks