Das 2025-2026 NHL Regular Season Thread: If Connor McDavid were a real team player, he’d sign for the league minimum

[Cacophony]

Shocked. Vegas still sucks

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Zach Whitecloud, Abram Wiebe, 2027 1st, c.1st/2nd

No idea who Wiebe is, Whitecloud is OK, I really didn’t think they had any firsts left. Glad an Atlantic team didn’t get him, I guess.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Vancouver has traded Kiefer Sherwood to San Jose for a 2026 2nd round pick, a 2027 2nd round pick and Cole Clayton.

Surprised they didn’t get a first, given the market. Two 2nds isn’t terrible, but my concern is what his ask is going to be on an extension.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I saw Rangers fans thinking they’d get Kasper, Soderblom, and two firsts for Panarin, arguing that he’s easily worth as much as Quinn Hughes, and then saying that Soderblom should be upgraded to Finnie.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

All of the Atlantic Division teams playing yesterday (Leaves, Sabres, Panthers) lost. I wonder when the last time that happened was.

[practice]

I hope our Vancouver friends cuch and pat cokane still enjoy hockey

[practice]

the Sedins should jump like 10 spots or more up every best players ever list just based on how bad the canucks have been since

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I wouldn't blame them on snoozing the Canucks for like five years

Even if they win the lottery this year I don't think they have a quick turnaround. Boeser has been terrible after they gave him that big contract. Chytil has played six games. If they can move EP40's contract I think they have to, even with a weak return.

[practice]

That was Jarnkrok's first assist of the year, 31st game played. And he didn't even mean it, just heeled a shot

[Cacophony]

[media] [/media]

[nick]

The NBA’s postponed tonight’s Timberwolves.

Will be quite curious to see what the NHL does for the Wild game in Minneapolis…

[nick]

Err St Paul

[practice]

Dear god

[nick]

Well seems the game is on.

No real surprise, but still goddamn

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Not surprised at all

[Alexei Ca$hin]

Brandon Bussi is too old for the Calder, right? Dude is 18-3-1.

[Cacophony]

Fucking stupid. I got his death report at my work. Those Nazis shot him 13 times

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Seeing the death report would really get to me, hope you’re hanging in there Caco

[Cacophony]

Seeing the death report would really get to me, hope you’re hanging in there Caco

Wasn’t fun reading his chart no

[practice]

Golly. Sending my love to everyone consumed by this horror