2025 CFL Draft Lottery: Misa Horny

[captain]

Good morning, good afternoon and good evening sports fans,

I am pleased to report that the commissioner has finally got his shit together to prepare some team cards and use metallic sharpies to paint one of them gold.

Our contenders to win the lottery and move up to make the first overall selection in the 2025 CFL Entry Draft are as follows:

Pierre Marc Douchard (40% odds)
Finding Primeau (30% odds)
Short Kings (20% odds)
falloone mindstate (10% odds)

Results will be posted after I conduct the secret selection process (trust me it is very legitimate)

[captain]

Congratulations to Finding Primeau - the balls are clearly in your favour. Nick has moved up and will make the first overall selection in the 2025 CFL Entry Draft.

[nick]

Everything’s turning up Nick yesterday/today

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I want the balls to be in my favor someday

[practice]

let's do this draft

[nick]

let's do this draft

Yes plz

[linseman]

i'm good to start whenever

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I'll ping captain and get this going

[practice]

I'll ping captain and get this going

[Cacophony]

This is an outrage

[nick]

Is the league dead

[sutterfamily]

RIP league

[Grand Moff Larkin]

I will actually get this going now, just haven't felt up to it to be honest

[Adam]

Don’t we need to do RFAs first in case there are any offer sheets?

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Fuuuuuuuuck

[Alexei Ca$hin]

There's not really any rush to do the entry draft imo. But I'll get this done ASAP.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

We probably need a week or two each for the RFA stuff and the entry draft, so I've definitely cut it close by simply not logging into the site I pay for because the thought of tedious work made me curl up in a ball.

[Cacophony]

We probably need a week or two each for the RFA stuff and the entry draft, so I've definitely cut it close by simply not logging into the site I pay for because the thought of tedious work made me curl up in a ball.

Sorry NA. Hope you feel better soon

[sutterfamily]

Same from me. For what it's worth I don't super care about whether or not this happens! We could just do a non-keeper league - easy peasy

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Being reminded that I drafted both Beckett Sennecke and Zayne Parekh made me more excited about the possibility of maintaining a keeper league and continuing to finish second to captain every three years