The Official 2025 Offseason Thread: No childhood photo, no deal

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Old friend Luke Glendening on a PTO with the Devils? Blech

[Cacophony]

San Jose Sharks legend Carey Price

[Alexei Ca$hin]

Fucking Habs. They traded Carey Price and it broke Ken Dryden's heart and made him croak. Someone should go to jail.

[Fleetwood mactavish]

the only offseason news I can offer is that I saw Mattias Ekholm riding a cargo bike in the bike lanes to the farmer's market with his kids this weekend... Oilers using the bike lanes might be the best tool we have to get more of these built...

on the other side of the urban transportation spectrum Evander Kane was driving some fancy car and honking and yelling at my friend to get out of the way when riding his bike to work during the playoffs

[Cacophony]

Good lord 2025 has not been kind to us fellas.

I am sorry to hear about the losses you’ve experienced cap and practice.

[Grand Moff Larkin]

Kaprisov rejects an 8 year deal worth 128 (16 per) from the Wild

[Cacophony]

I don’t wanna be around anymore

[nick]

The Hockey Canadian 5 can rejoin the NHL in December

First team to pick one of them up…?

[Cacophony]

The Hockey Canadian 5 can rejoin the NHL in December

First team to pick one of them up…?

Vegas

[Fleetwood mactavish]

I mean carter hart to Edmonton makes way too much sense

they dumped Kane and Perry this offseason so they should be able to fit him in under the Bad Karma Salary Cap